FIC for Billy on his birthday

[trulybloom.livejournal.com]

Title: This Is What Sex Is Like
Author: Truly Bloom
Rating: NC17
Reason: just a bit of silly for Billy's birthday
Summary: based on those "This is what sex is like with a Durex condom" commercials
Length: < 100


This is what sex is like with Ali:

"Uh ... uhh ... uhah! Mmmm, 'night, luv."

This is what sex is like with Dom:

"Uh ... Dom ... please! Oh, yeah ... yeah, ah! AH! Yeah! Dom! Dom, harder! Faster! Oh yeah! Oh! God! Dom! Yeah! Yeah! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god, Dom, you are a god! My god! Oh, I'm gonna come. Oh, shite, I'm gonna come! Oh, Dom! I'm ... I'm ... AHHHH! Ohhh.... Mmmm... good morning, Dommie. So when's second breakfast?

Comments

[capra-maritimus.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort*

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time. :D

[merenwen-ruby.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

*snort*

Yeah I like it =]

[barefootatkheb.livejournal.com]

*lol* love it :))

[giina.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Oh man, that was perfect.

[lyss-monaghan.livejournal.com]

lmao!!!

Beautiful. Perfect.

Lucky Birsday Boy!

Good thing my mom didn't see this on my screen.

[niku2.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMFAO @ your icon!!!

[indigoleo.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Aw, just too funny!

[jessikins.livejournal.com]

All I could think (aside from omFg) was:

Poooooooor Ali XD!

Normally, I'm not a huge slash fan--but this was teh funneh!

[dirtysidekick.livejournal.com]

Ha ha poor Ali!

Go Dommie

[antontobias86.livejournal.com]

LOL! I'm sitting here giggling like a little schoolgirl, that was great!

[chimerablack.livejournal.com]

Haha! That's classic. Thank you for making my day.