Title: This Is What Sex Is Like
Author: Truly Bloom
Rating: NC17
Reason: just a bit of silly for Billy's birthday
Summary: based on those "This is what sex is like with a Durex condom" commercials
Length: < 100


This is what sex is like with Ali:
"Uh ... uhh ... uhah! Mmmm, 'night, luv."

This is what sex is like with Dom:
"Uh ... Dom ... please! Oh, yeah ... yeah, ah! AH! Yeah! Dom! Dom, harder! Faster! Oh yeah! Oh! God! Dom! Yeah! Yeah! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god, Dom, you are a god! My god! Oh, I'm gonna come. Oh, shite, I'm gonna come! Oh, Dom! I'm ... I'm ... AHHHH! Ohhh.... Mmmm... good morning, Dommie. So when's second breakfast?


From: [identity profile] capra-maritimus.livejournal.com


*gigglesnort*

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time. :D

From: [identity profile] lyss-monaghan.livejournal.com


lmao!!!

Beautiful. Perfect.

Lucky Birsday Boy!

Good thing my mom didn't see this on my screen.

From: [identity profile] indigoleo.livejournal.com


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Aw, just too funny!

From: [identity profile] jessikins.livejournal.com


All I could think (aside from omFg) was:

Poooooooor Ali XD!

Normally, I'm not a huge slash fan--but this was teh funneh!

From: [identity profile] antontobias86.livejournal.com


LOL! I'm sitting here giggling like a little schoolgirl, that was great!

From: [identity profile] chimerablack.livejournal.com


Haha! That's classic. Thank you for making my day.
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