The E! True Hollywood Story - LotR, by hikethekilt

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The E! True Hollywood Story - Lord of the Rings
Part 1 of at least 2
PG13
by hikethekilt

Four short men, far from home. A narcissistic elf on a shooting spree. A Mancunian in rehab and the Scot who brought him flowers. The tragic loss of Liv Tyler's pinkie nail. Homos, promos, and pointy ears--stay tuned for The E! True Hollywood Story: Lord of the Rings.

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Comments

[desire-billy.livejournal.com]

DOM: "Yes. I heart AU."

Bwhaaaaaaaaa, me too Dom, me too!

I was laughing so hard I had tears! Wonderful!!

[hikethekilt.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I squeed when I wrote that part, seriously. Or at least bounced a great deal. It was divinely inspired. Or something. :D