The E! True Hollywood Story - LotR, by hikethekilt

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The E! True Hollywood Story - Lord of the Rings
Part 1 of at least 2
PG13
by hikethekilt

Four short men, far from home. A narcissistic elf on a shooting spree. A Mancunian in rehab and the Scot who brought him flowers. The tragic loss of Liv Tyler's pinkie nail. Homos, promos, and pointy ears--stay tuned for The E! True Hollywood Story: Lord of the Rings.

xposted to fellow_shippers and monaboyd

Comments

[begiled.livejournal.com]

*gaspwheeze*

see icon.

have rec'd on my lj.

[hikethekilt.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D Glad you liked.

*stares at your icon far longer than necessary*

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I need to rec this too. Possibly embarrass you in the process.

[hikethekilt.livejournal.com]

But air, I am your bitch.

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

You and Billy and Dom and Antonio Banderas and Rose McGowan and Angelina Jolie, right? My own personal harem?

[hikethekilt.livejournal.com]

Billy, Dom, and Angelina are both ours. And can Elisabeth Hurley sleep over?

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

Dude, you have have Elizabeth. She's a bit too bitchy for me. I'll go find Salma Hayek.

[hikethekilt.livejournal.com]

OMG SHARE.

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

OMG STEP OFF SHE'Z MIIIIIINE.

[desire-billy.livejournal.com]

DOM: "Yes. I heart AU."

Bwhaaaaaaaaa, me too Dom, me too!

I was laughing so hard I had tears! Wonderful!!

[hikethekilt.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I squeed when I wrote that part, seriously. Or at least bounced a great deal. It was divinely inspired. Or something. :D

[niku2.livejournal.com]

*splutter*

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

[hikethekilt.livejournal.com]

Yay! :D Thanks!

[smlark.livejournal.com]

You should put a warning on this not to read while eating or drinking...I almost choked to death laughing so hard!
I a monaboyd fan all the way but I have to say the Liv parts were the funniest to me because she was truly like that in the interviews.
Great job!

[hikethekilt.livejournal.com]

I would, but I sekrity work for a multinational computer company and am trying to get everyone to spit on their PCs and decimate them, therefore requiring them to buy a new one.

*winks*

I am glad you didn't choke. And glad you enjoyed! :D Thanks!

*SNORTS*

[tigg71.livejournal.com]

That was great - I just about fell off my chair laughing.

John Rhys-Davies sounds so like him, and Liv *chortle*

Dom and Billy ARE such fangirls - it's in the way the look at each other.

Man, that was awesome. More please?

p.s - I also loved Orli, who is after all the prettiest! Made me remember the Very Secret Diaries, *sigh* those were the days.

Re: *SNORTS*

[hikethekilt.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much! *bounces*

Dom and Billy are SUCH fangirls, definitely. If Dom's 17 Favourite Things about Billy Boyd was fangirling, I dunno what is.

More, I promise! As soon as I write it.

Orli--the fairest of them all. But don't tell him. Dun want him getting a big head or anything... might crack those lovely cheekbones.