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[goldenglitter.livejournal.com]

disclaimer: this probably happened, but i still have to say it didn't.
title: heart construction.
drabble: v-day drabble.

( heart construction. )

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[ogreatitskate.livejournal.com]

Hello, everyone! My name is Kate and I am rather new here. So glad I found this place!

Anyway, my friend, zilxy, wrote this spoof, and with permission, I am posting it. Beacuse it is simply too priceless.

It's sung to the "Monorail" song from The Simpsons. And it's brilliant.

( Monaboyd! )

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[broken-rook.livejournal.com]

Just a little 111 word drabble inspired by Merry for having imitation vanilla coke at her house yesterday.

( Vanilla Coke )

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[st-raoul.livejournal.com]

Title: Don't Need the Sunshine
Author: Gotham
Rating: PG-13
Content: Slash (m/m).
Disclaimer: This is entirely a work of fiction, and I claim no ownership of those whom I've written about.
Summary: Two lonely friends spend Valentine's Day together, but one's got something else in mind.
Notes: Written for the Lotrips Love Letters challenge, for the lovely dreaminawayHope you like it! The letter is interspersed through the story. The title is from a Catatonia song of the same name which I listened to quite a bit while writing this. (Cross-posted to gothammed and lotr_loveletter.)

( Don't need anything anyone's giving... )

Ficlet: Sex, Drugs, and ...Subtitles?

[bungee.livejournal.com]

Title: Sex, Drugs, and ...Subtitles?
Author: fugitivehound
Rating: R
Fandom: LOTRiPS
Pairing: Monaboyd
Disclaimer: Lies, all lies.
Warnings: Slashy undertones, het themes, and a bit of self-help.
Summary: Dominic doesn't really like amount of attention Billy gives his girlfriend (Ali Makinen). The Viagra doesn't help things.
Feedback: Yes, please!
A/N: Thanks to beizy for the beta!

Someone asked for Viagra porn a little while ago. This isn't a direct response to that, but it does fit the bill, so ...enjoy! And for those of you who haven't yet heard the audio clip this was inspired by, you can hear it here, courtesy of msallegro (right-click, save).

The movie is some terrible French flick, with a lot of talking and sitting in cafes and reading poetry and almost no action.

X-posted in my journal, fellow_shippers, and monaboyd

Reincarnation and Postage Stamps, Part 7/9

[perfect-oasis.livejournal.com]

Title: Reincarnation and Postage Stamps, Part 7/9
Author: The Phantom Writer silentnumbsmoke
Pairing: BB/DM
Rating: PG-13
Feedback: See, it's a happy cycle: You comment on my story, I become intrigued, I check out your livejournal and a) add your AIM s/n to my buddy list (if you have it), and b) check out your stories that I've never noticed before! Then I'll more than likely comment on your stories! See? You'll just be doing good things for yourself! ;)
Disclaimer: 'Tis all fiction...
Notes: 1) As always, many thanks to airlia_vega!!!

2) Only two more parts after this... It's definitely going to be hard for me to leave this story behind and continue on with others, especially considering how much I've obsessed over this one!

3) Before you read this, I would definitely suggest reading Parts I, II, III, IV, V and VI!

( The only sounds were the beating of the rain upon the umbrellas and the occasional thunder roar. )

Bunch-o Icons

[irrational-game.livejournal.com]

Here's a bunch-o icons I made:



( more in the cut )

!Dialect Fic6

[mctaggart-pegg.livejournal.com]

Title: Anyone Have a Scottish-English Dictionary? Part Six
Author: Pippin (McTaggart_Pegg@hotmail.com)
Pairing: BB/DM (no longer your call)
Rating: R just to play it perfectly safe
Warning: !Superdialect! Dialect thicker than 3-day old porridge. If you don't like dialect, GO AWAY. Please do not complain to me that I'm writing Billy with a thick accent--that is the point, and I will laugh at you. This is supposed to be fun.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Elijah fixes Billy. Dom & Elijah talk. Dom keeps Billy awake.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. I've discovered I'm a feedback junkie.

Scottish-English Dictionary
Part Deux
Part Trois
Part Quatre
Part Cinq

And so we've reached the end, my friends. Thank you for your encouragement, comments, and lots of laughs. *sniffle*
Maybe someday there will be a little epilogue-type chapter (after all, Elijah never got his dictionary), but I'm not promising.
Thanks much to epicanthus for the beta. You rock.


( Scottish-English Dictionary Needed - Okay, I'll beg. )

The Little Things A Drabble

[desire-billy.livejournal.com]

Title: It’s The Little Things
Author: desire_billy
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG
Feedback: Please
Author's Notes:
Summary: Dom wants a banana split

“Oh for God’s sakes, Dom, just get a cone!” ( Read more... )