Ficlet: Sex, Drugs, and ...Subtitles?

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Title: Sex, Drugs, and ...Subtitles?
Author: fugitivehound
Rating: R
Fandom: LOTRiPS
Pairing: Monaboyd
Disclaimer: Lies, all lies.
Warnings: Slashy undertones, het themes, and a bit of self-help.
Summary: Dominic doesn't really like amount of attention Billy gives his girlfriend (Ali Makinen). The Viagra doesn't help things.
Feedback: Yes, please!
A/N: Thanks to beizy for the beta!

Someone asked for Viagra porn a little while ago. This isn't a direct response to that, but it does fit the bill, so ...enjoy! And for those of you who haven't yet heard the audio clip this was inspired by, you can hear it here, courtesy of msallegro (right-click, save).

The movie is some terrible French flick, with a lot of talking and sitting in cafes and reading poetry and almost no action.

X-posted in my journal, fellow_shippers, and monaboyd