But I'm a Football Player, part the twentieth

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Title: But I’m a Football Player
Author: sparkythehamstr[Unknown site tag]
Pairing: Monaboyd (and maybe others?)
Rating: PG-13 (for language), NC-17 in later chapters
Feedback: Means better Monaboyd stories.
Disclaimer: Lies, all LIES!
Author’s notes: You havecelticpickle and her plot bunny from hell to blame for this. Crack!fic about Dom as a football player and Billy as a cheerleader.  So very wrong, so very silly, so very AU.  Mm, high school… don’t we all wish we could go back.  Except not at all.  No. 
Set in the fictional Boyens Academy in New York City, a prestigious private school.  Which paves the way for all sorts of wonderful thoughts about Dom Monaghan (and Billy Boyd) in a uniform.  As far as I know there is no Boyens Academy in NY.  And a thousand apologies to Sean Astin, who I’m certain is not a wanker at all.

Previous chapters can be found here.

Chapter 20