Hadrian's Kilt (1/3) Dom/Billy

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Title: Hadrian's Kilt
Author: kraken_wakes
Pairing: Dom/Billy
Rating: R
Summary: It's not about the kilt, okay?
Disclaimer: Not true. A product of my own warped little mind.
A/Ns: Chris Moyles is the saviour of Radio 1. He's from Leeds. I claim sole responsibility for the amaretto-and-cranberry but the Baileys-and-cherryade was borrowed from 'Only Fools and Horses'. Er. Angel Delight and Stella? Yis. Not something I would recommend...

"I would like to make one thing quite clear," Dom said irritably, declaiming to an interested audience of Lord of the Rings action figures, 'I am *not* obsessed with that bloody kilt."