But I'm a Football Player, part the third

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Title: But I’m a Football Player

Author: sparkythehamstr

Pairing: Monaboyd (and maybe others?)

Rating: PG-13 (for language), not sure about future chapters

Feedback: I always forget this part of the header. Yes, please!

Disclaimer: Are you kidding me?  This is faker than Paris Hilton, yo.

Author’s notes: You have celticpickle and her plot bunny from hell to blame for this. Crack!fic about Dom as a football player and Billy as a cheerleader.  So very wrong, so very silly, so very AU.  Mm, high school… don’t we all wish we could go back.  Except not at all.  No. 

Set in the fictional Boyens Academy in New York City, a prestigious private school.  Which paves the way for all sorts of wonderful thoughts about Dom Monaghan (and Billy Boyd and Elijah Wood) in a uniform.  As far as I know there is no Boyens Academy in NY.  And a thousand apologies to Sean Astin, who I’m certain is not a wanker at all.

You may find a list of dramatis personae here.

 

Chapter 3

 

I swore I wasn't going to post any more just yet... and like so many other promises to myself, this one has been broken.