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monaboyd Dec. 18th, 2004 01:30 am)This is only Part 1, I'll post part 2 later, if you guys want me to.
Dom: (About Orlando:)Who's that?
Billy: Oh, he’s very beautiful. (About Viggo:) He’s beautiful, but darker.
Dom: He’s more scary-beautiful. More ‘I’ll-hit-you-in-the-face’ beautiful.
Billy: Yeah.
Dom: The Return Of The King, originally called the Return Of Merry.
Billy: A lot of the time I had to be on my knees in this swimming pool with all the horses and stuff in it. And they were all sh(beep)ing into this pool! I wasn’t thinking about this, Dom…
Dom: Ohh…
Billy: I had to plunge myself into this, wasn’t nice…
Dom: (about the palantir:) He’s got the bowling ball! I won the West Country Championship!
Billy: This is me wadding through horse—
Dom: Say pooh.
Billy: --pooh.
Dom: Yeah, good, ‘cause there’s kids watching and listening.
Billy: In fact, I remember one time I went down to get the palantir and I accidentally picked up horse’s pooh.
Dom: Yeah?
Billy: And because I was so in the moment, I actually handed the pooh to Ian Mckellan here.
Dom: And he wrapped it up in his shawl.
Billy: And then struck me violently about the face, head and neck.
Dom: I was always disappointed with that windy shot with Miranda that her dress didn’t fly up and you didn’t see her knickers.
Billy: Well she didn’t wear any, Dom.
Dom: Oh yeah?
Billy: That’s why they couldn’t show it.
(About Eowyn and Aragorn)
Billy: She likes him.
Dom: He likes her. He likes someone else. That person likes him.
Billy: He’s got the best of both worlds.
Dom: Yeah. You know, it’s a great position to be in as a man, two girls like you and you think: “Who do I like more? Do I like little black-head, or do I like little strawberry blond?
Billy: With no knickers.
Dom: That’s a good point. See, she’s won with that, but Liv Tyler has nice… nice lips. And beautiful skin.
(About Aragorn:)
Dom: He’s just scopping around seeing if there’s anything to do tonight, any bars open.
Billy: I bet he’s thinking: ‘Look, if I was in Hidalgo, I’d race through this desert.
(About Tall Paul:)
Billy: And I don’t know if anyone listening has ever had a 7½-foot man straddle them, it’s quite a scary experience.
Dom: What an eye-opener.
Billy: And the fear that you see in my eyes here is actually more about that than the palantir.
Dom: This must of hurt your winky-dink, going that fast.
Billy: Never on the horse.
Dom: Never?
Billy: Scale issues, Dom.
Dom: This scene is really (sings:) ‘ooh-aah-aah-aah-aah’
Billy: You should write scores.
Dom: Yeah, I’d be good at that.
Dom: Liv Tyler, she’s got that high-pitched voice that I like. (high-pitched:) Hi guys, what’re you doing?
Billy: So here’s a tip for anyone whose doing any film acting--
Dom: I know what you’re going to say.
Billy: --and they have a huge light shinning in your face. Just before they say ‘action’, close your eyes and look at the sun. Close your eyes, mind you, don’t look directly at the sun, you’ll blind yourself!
Dom: You’ll pierce your eyes!
Billy: So close your eyes, look at the sun, and then, when they say ‘action’, turn towards where you’re supposed to look and open your eyes. And you’ll be able to open them a lot easier.
Dom: Mmm… because your pupils are slightly dilated.
Billy: The same way they would be if, uh, you were sexually aroused.
(funny tongue-clicking sounds)
Billy: That’s a signal, Dom, that light thing.
Dom: Right?
Billy: Signals everyone that we’re off to get Minas Tirith.
Dom: Kinda like a green, at a traffic light.
Billy: …Yeah.
Dom: Yeah.
Billy: Go! Go! Go!
Dom: Kill people.
Billy: Yeah… Which is wrong.
This one made me spit out my drink:
Dom: I remember Elijah saying that he’d come back from a day’s work, everything would just be sore, his elbows, and his forearms, and his fingers, and his chest, and stuff ‘cause it’s all jagged rocks and I thought: ‘I’d like to hold you tight and just make you feel all better.’
Dom: Ahh, you’re cute.
Billy: Yeah, yeah, I am.
Dom: it’s ‘cause we got tiny little, uh…
Billy: What?!?
Dom: Tiny little heads. (laughs) See? You jumped in too quick.
Billy: Well, you left a pause.
Billy: Who is that?
Dom: A good little moment of drama here, ‘cause you think it could be Arwen.
Billy: Is it Arwen? Is it Merry? We don’t know.
Dom: It could be Merry.
Billy: Too tall for Merry.
Dom: It’s not; it’s that guy from the Matrix!!
Dom: See you on Disc 2!
Billy: I’ll just go to the restroom. See ya in a bit Dom!
Dom: see ya.
Billy: I won’t be long. Do you want a coffee or anything?
Dom: No, I don’t drink coffee.
Billy: Are you all right then?
Dom: Yeah.
Billy: I’ll be back in a minute.
Dom: (unclear) Idiot…
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Part 1 (http://www.livejournal.com/users/lady_tavington/29057.html)/Part 2 (http://www.livejournal.com/users/lady_tavington/29400.html)/Part 3 (http://www.livejournal.com/users/lady_tavington/29643.html). I had to put it in 3 parts coz it was loooooooong.
Namarïe,
~Sáthien
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I especially love the little commentary you interjected into this.
*points to your icon*
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...also, Dom's comment about Elijah actually almost killed me. I thought perhaps I'd imagined it (sometimes I miss-hear what people say), went back listened again, realised it was real, put my computer on, made that line my msn screen name, and told anyone and everyone I could about it. Except of course I could only type it for about ten minutes because I was finding breathing, and thus also talking, difficult...
I'm doing that thing again where I can't actually stop myself from talking. Sorry about that. *looks sheepish, but not wooly like a real sheep*
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And it's okay, it happens to me too that I can't stop talking for a period of time when I'm excited about something.
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Didn't see that statement coming.
I also like the things they say in the closing credits of the second disc where Dom is saying how much better this commentary is, because last time they were naked, they were told that clothing interfered with their microphones. ;)
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WEK! Billy said SHIT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WOOT, I'd love to hear that! ::grumblegrumbleAFTERCHRISTMASgrumblegrumble::
Namarïe,
~Sáthien
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I couldn't wait until after christmas, I went and rented it!
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WHO COULD RESIST? XD
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