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hobbits-r-cute.livejournal.com posting in monaboyd Aug. 4th, 2004 08:59 pm)Title: The Green Ones Make You Horny-Part 3 of the LOTR Cast Visits Lost Set
Pairing: No real pairing, but BB/DM (friends, or are they? wink wink)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: LOTR cast visits Dom on the set/beach of Lost, Billy ventures into Dom's Trailer
Disclaimer: Filming of LOTR happened, filming of Lost happened, this...could've happened but I doubt it
Feedback: ::points at self:: Is feedback whore
Beta'd by the wonderful![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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Previous Parts: Friendly Visits | Tig and Secrets
Chapter Three-The Green Ones Make You Horny
Billy didn’t bother knocking before going into Dom’s trailer. He just barreled in as if he belonged there. “Dom, mate---” He stopped in mid-sentence. Dom’s trailer was like his life; a whirlwind, chaotic zone. A mess of torn M&M wrappers, discarded lollipop sticks, and papers full of Dom’s hasty scribble dotted the floor. Billy tripped over a large pile of CD’s, sending the stack cascading to the floor. He noted none of the disks were in the right cases as he knelt to the floor and restacked the pile as best he could.
“Billy, are you messing up my trailer?” Dom asked as he emerged from, seemingly, out of nowhere. Only the towel draped over his shoulders and the water dripping from his hair onto his boxers, gave away where he had been. He shook the towel over his hair, sending water droplets in all directions.
“’Messing up’? I think you’re already past that point.”
“Dom’s eyes widened as he flew across the room, dropping the towel. “You...you’ve messed up the Tower of Dombel!”
Billy raised an eyebrow as he watched Dom meticulously restack the pile. “Dombel?”
“Yes, like the Tower of Babel, only...Dombel.”
“You’re nuts, you know that?” Billy shook his head as he stood up.
“But you love me,” Dom said with a grin. “Right?” he asked as he looked nervously as Billy.
“Yeah, you stupid git, course I do. You’re my best mate.” Billy sank to the ground beside Dom. “Dom, you ok?” he asked cautiously.
Dom straightened a CD on the top of the ‘Tower of Dombel’. “Yeah, fine. You’re here, aren’t you?” He hopped to his feet and started digging through a drawer, knocking more and more papers to the ground.
Billy shook his head again. “Yeah, I’m here, Dom.”
Dom took a handful of something out of the drawer and began popping small green objects into his mouth. “Want one?” he asked the minute his mouth was full, sending small particles of whatever he was eating flying across the room.
“Want one what?” Billy asked as he went to Dom’s side.
Dom held out his hand and revealed a handful of green M&M’s. “M&M.”
Billy shrugged and took a few. “Why only green ones?”
Dom wriggled his eyebrows. “The green ones make you horny.”
“What?” Billy asked as he chuckled.
“They make you horny, or so they say.” Dom shoveled the last of the handful into his mouth and wiped his hands on his pants.
“Who’s ‘they’?”
Dom shrugged. “Dunno. Someone. Anyways, you up for a dinner out with me? I know this great place just twenty minutes from here.”
“Sure, Dommie. Always up for dinner with you. Just get dressed first.”
Dom looked down and blushed slightly when he saw he was still in his boxers. “S’new style, Bills.”
“Get dressed. We’ll wait for you outside.” Billy turned to leave when Dom caught his arm.
“Wait, Bill. Can it just be the two of us? No one else? Please?” Dom pleaded softly.
Billy looked into Dom’s sad eyes and found it impossible to say no. Then again, he often found it hard to say no to Dom. “Ok, Dommie. Just us. I’ll send everyone else to their hotels.”
Dom threw his arms around Billy’s neck and hugged him. “Thank you, Billy.” He placed a kiss on Billy’s cheek and then quickly wiped it away. “All sloppy.”
Billy rolled his eyes. “You’re daft. Don’t take too long.” He turned and left Dom to his horny green M&M’s and his Tower of Dombel.
“Hey, there you are, Billy,” Elijah said as he half-skipped, half-ran to Billy’s side. “We’re gonna head to the hotel. Coming with?”
“Nah. I’m gonna wait for Dom. Go out or something.” Billy shrugged hoping if he were laid back enough about it, Elijah wouldn’t want to go.
“Out? Where? When?” Elijah began to bounce on the balls of his feet.
Billy shrugged. “Just me and Dom tonight, Lij. Maybe I can figure out what’s bothering him.”
Elijah nodded. “Good luck, Bills. And let us know, ok?” He squeezed Billy’s shoulder before taking off after Orlando.
Billy sat outside Dom’s trailer, waiting for his friend to emerge. He was very confused about Dom’s behavior that day. There seemed to be no rhyme or reason to it. One minute he was a kid at Christmas, running around laughing and smiling, the next, he seemed on the verge of tears.
A pair of hands appeared on his chest and a pair of wet lips were placed against his cheek. “BILLY! Ready?” Dom plopped himself beside Billy.
“As I’ll ever be. Are you eating more M&M’s?”
Dom grinned as he shoved more candy into his mouth. “So? I’ll be the horniest person there. No biggie.” He leapt to his feet. “Well, then. Let’s go! Dilly and Bom are on the prowl!” He yanked Billy to his feet.
“Dilly and Bom?”
Dom dropped Billy’s hand. “Yeah, new nickname for us. Since people, you know, confuse us all the time.”
“So your plan is to confuse them further?” Billy asked when they got to Dom’s car.
Dom shrugged and slid into the drivers seat.
Billy rolled his eyes and got in beside him. He was only doing this because Dom was his best mate; despite the fact he was annoying the hell out of him. “So, what kinda place is this?”
“You’ll see. Nothing too fancy, but good enough for two mates to have a night out.” Dom started the car and pulled out of the lot. “Mates, right?”
“Of course, you tosser. Best mates. You know this.”
Dom fixed his gaze on the road in front of him. “I know,” he whispered.
“Are you going to tell me what’s wrong, Dom? I’d really like to help you. You’re worrying me.”
“You really, really want to know?” Dom asked, taking his eyes off the road for a second to look at Billy.
“Course I do.”
Dom nodded. “Ok. I’ll tell you over dinner.”
“Good,” Billy said. Good, I’ll finally get to the bottom of this. Can’t lose my Dommie. Most important person in my life outside of my sister, he thought. “Love you too much to see you hurting, Dom.”
“Love you, too, Dilly.”
Billy rolled his eyes. “You’re crazy, Bom.”
Infection Chapter Tomorrow
Pairing: No real pairing, but BB/DM (friends, or are they? wink wink)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: LOTR cast visits Dom on the set/beach of Lost, Billy ventures into Dom's Trailer
Disclaimer: Filming of LOTR happened, filming of Lost happened, this...could've happened but I doubt it
Feedback: ::points at self:: Is feedback whore
Beta'd by the wonderful
aire_blairPrevious Parts: Friendly Visits | Tig and Secrets
Chapter Three-The Green Ones Make You Horny
Billy didn’t bother knocking before going into Dom’s trailer. He just barreled in as if he belonged there. “Dom, mate---” He stopped in mid-sentence. Dom’s trailer was like his life; a whirlwind, chaotic zone. A mess of torn M&M wrappers, discarded lollipop sticks, and papers full of Dom’s hasty scribble dotted the floor. Billy tripped over a large pile of CD’s, sending the stack cascading to the floor. He noted none of the disks were in the right cases as he knelt to the floor and restacked the pile as best he could.
“Billy, are you messing up my trailer?” Dom asked as he emerged from, seemingly, out of nowhere. Only the towel draped over his shoulders and the water dripping from his hair onto his boxers, gave away where he had been. He shook the towel over his hair, sending water droplets in all directions.
“’Messing up’? I think you’re already past that point.”
“Dom’s eyes widened as he flew across the room, dropping the towel. “You...you’ve messed up the Tower of Dombel!”
Billy raised an eyebrow as he watched Dom meticulously restack the pile. “Dombel?”
“Yes, like the Tower of Babel, only...Dombel.”
“You’re nuts, you know that?” Billy shook his head as he stood up.
“But you love me,” Dom said with a grin. “Right?” he asked as he looked nervously as Billy.
“Yeah, you stupid git, course I do. You’re my best mate.” Billy sank to the ground beside Dom. “Dom, you ok?” he asked cautiously.
Dom straightened a CD on the top of the ‘Tower of Dombel’. “Yeah, fine. You’re here, aren’t you?” He hopped to his feet and started digging through a drawer, knocking more and more papers to the ground.
Billy shook his head again. “Yeah, I’m here, Dom.”
Dom took a handful of something out of the drawer and began popping small green objects into his mouth. “Want one?” he asked the minute his mouth was full, sending small particles of whatever he was eating flying across the room.
“Want one what?” Billy asked as he went to Dom’s side.
Dom held out his hand and revealed a handful of green M&M’s. “M&M.”
Billy shrugged and took a few. “Why only green ones?”
Dom wriggled his eyebrows. “The green ones make you horny.”
“What?” Billy asked as he chuckled.
“They make you horny, or so they say.” Dom shoveled the last of the handful into his mouth and wiped his hands on his pants.
“Who’s ‘they’?”
Dom shrugged. “Dunno. Someone. Anyways, you up for a dinner out with me? I know this great place just twenty minutes from here.”
“Sure, Dommie. Always up for dinner with you. Just get dressed first.”
Dom looked down and blushed slightly when he saw he was still in his boxers. “S’new style, Bills.”
“Get dressed. We’ll wait for you outside.” Billy turned to leave when Dom caught his arm.
“Wait, Bill. Can it just be the two of us? No one else? Please?” Dom pleaded softly.
Billy looked into Dom’s sad eyes and found it impossible to say no. Then again, he often found it hard to say no to Dom. “Ok, Dommie. Just us. I’ll send everyone else to their hotels.”
Dom threw his arms around Billy’s neck and hugged him. “Thank you, Billy.” He placed a kiss on Billy’s cheek and then quickly wiped it away. “All sloppy.”
Billy rolled his eyes. “You’re daft. Don’t take too long.” He turned and left Dom to his horny green M&M’s and his Tower of Dombel.
“Hey, there you are, Billy,” Elijah said as he half-skipped, half-ran to Billy’s side. “We’re gonna head to the hotel. Coming with?”
“Nah. I’m gonna wait for Dom. Go out or something.” Billy shrugged hoping if he were laid back enough about it, Elijah wouldn’t want to go.
“Out? Where? When?” Elijah began to bounce on the balls of his feet.
Billy shrugged. “Just me and Dom tonight, Lij. Maybe I can figure out what’s bothering him.”
Elijah nodded. “Good luck, Bills. And let us know, ok?” He squeezed Billy’s shoulder before taking off after Orlando.
Billy sat outside Dom’s trailer, waiting for his friend to emerge. He was very confused about Dom’s behavior that day. There seemed to be no rhyme or reason to it. One minute he was a kid at Christmas, running around laughing and smiling, the next, he seemed on the verge of tears.
A pair of hands appeared on his chest and a pair of wet lips were placed against his cheek. “BILLY! Ready?” Dom plopped himself beside Billy.
“As I’ll ever be. Are you eating more M&M’s?”
Dom grinned as he shoved more candy into his mouth. “So? I’ll be the horniest person there. No biggie.” He leapt to his feet. “Well, then. Let’s go! Dilly and Bom are on the prowl!” He yanked Billy to his feet.
“Dilly and Bom?”
Dom dropped Billy’s hand. “Yeah, new nickname for us. Since people, you know, confuse us all the time.”
“So your plan is to confuse them further?” Billy asked when they got to Dom’s car.
Dom shrugged and slid into the drivers seat.
Billy rolled his eyes and got in beside him. He was only doing this because Dom was his best mate; despite the fact he was annoying the hell out of him. “So, what kinda place is this?”
“You’ll see. Nothing too fancy, but good enough for two mates to have a night out.” Dom started the car and pulled out of the lot. “Mates, right?”
“Of course, you tosser. Best mates. You know this.”
Dom fixed his gaze on the road in front of him. “I know,” he whispered.
“Are you going to tell me what’s wrong, Dom? I’d really like to help you. You’re worrying me.”
“You really, really want to know?” Dom asked, taking his eyes off the road for a second to look at Billy.
“Course I do.”
Dom nodded. “Ok. I’ll tell you over dinner.”
“Good,” Billy said. Good, I’ll finally get to the bottom of this. Can’t lose my Dommie. Most important person in my life outside of my sister, he thought. “Love you too much to see you hurting, Dom.”
“Love you, too, Dilly.”
Billy rolled his eyes. “You’re crazy, Bom.”
Infection Chapter Tomorrow
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I know...bad me...but I have no idea what's wrong with Dom yet so...soon enough..LOL...
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More! Now! S' too good to wait!
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thank you!!
::bounces too::
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Somewhere in another fic, I commented on how I want a Billy or Dom or Dilly Bom and someone liked it..tehehe..
Perry and Mippin...HAHHAHAHA
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::giggles with you::
thank you
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OMG..i literally have tears coming down my face from his comment...lol...
as for Flying High, look for part 3 tomorrow.
::hugs:: :-D
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green M&M's make you horny, do they? LOL.
and dilly and bom. LMAO! that reminds me o fred and goerge in harry potter. they call themself gred and forge. heh.
great chapter.
can't wait for infection!!!!!!!!
cheers
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Apparently..lol...
OH yes!! HP! Woot-woot
Just posted infection ! :-P
and a cheers! ::squees::
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vereh spiffeh fic ^_^
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LOL
Thank you!!!!!
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Can't wait for more.
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Just wish I had a title...lol..oh well
::squees::
More as soon as I write it..lol..
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I love this one. Things that made my giggles and squee included:
~Dilly and Bom
~Horny M&Ms
~Tower of Dombel
And most of the rest of this fic. I love it, and I love you! *cuddles*
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~Horny M&Ms
~Tower of Dombel
So glad you liked them! They were my favorite parts to write, especially the tower of Dombel..::giggles like a fool::
Love you too!!
::cuddles back:
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*lol* Dilly and Bom *s* you crack me up <3
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you crack me up
::giggles and bounces::
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*whimpers*