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hobbits-r-cute.livejournal.com posting in monaboyd Jun. 30th, 2004 06:19 pm)Title: Friendly Visits
Pairing: No real pairing, but BB/DM (friends) unless there is call for a second part
Rating: PG-13 maybe?
Summary: LOTR cast visits Dom on the set/beach of Lost
Disclaimer: Filming of LOTR happened, filming of Lost happened, this...could've happened but I doubt it
unbeta'd so if you spot something, feel free to slap me...wrote this to help end my depressive mood..not as funny as it sounded in my head, so needless to say it didn't help..::sulks off to her corner::
Once the director called cut, Dom ran with a flying leap into Billy’s arms shrieking, “BILLY!” at the top of his lungs.
Billy fell back on the ground, quite surprised by the attack. “Jesus, Dom, you trying to kill me?” he asked, laughing in spite of himself.
“No, no, no. Never. Well, not right now at any rate.” Dom stood up and hauled Billy to his feet before turning to the other members of the LOTR cast standing near by. He screamed everyone’s name and tackled them in a giant hug.
The cast, used to Dom’s somewhat eccentric behavior, laughed it off and started talking amongst themselves.
“Come on, come on. Meet my new cast!” Dom dragged Billy over towards the Lost cast. “Guys, meet...uh...um...the guys!” He gestured to the LOTR cast and nodded. “Say ‘hi’, be polite. I know you can be. Come on now, all at once...” Dom raised his arms as though he were conducting a band.
“Hi,” chorused the LOTR cast.
Most of them had been able to make it. Dom had invited the whole principal cast to Hawaii to watch him film a few scenes of Lost. Cate wasn’t there, but she had just had a baby. Andy had planned on coming but his wife had gone in to labor and he’d opted to stay by her side.
”Come on, Andy. Can’t she just...hold in or something?”
Andy chuckled. “Sorry, mate, he’s already been born and I can’t leave her now.”
“Can’t you just...stick him back in for a couple more days? He’s probably not done yet!”
Andy had chuckled again before hanging up.
Dom grumbled but quickly crossed Andy’s name off the list printed on a napkin he’d pilfered from the set. “Well, ‘lest the fellowship will all be there,” he muttered.
“So, welcome to Hawaii. Home of...home of our home away from home.” Dom was in true form. He was practically twitching to get some excitement going on the set. The Lost cast, not used to Dom yet, were all standing to one side, staring.
“Well, we’re actually done filming on the beach for the day. Just one more shot of the polar bear and we’re done,” the director said, breaking the silence. “Glad you guys could come. Did you bring his Valium? His character is supposed to be high, not him.”
“Polar bear?” asked Elijah.
“Yeah, there’s a polar bear on a tropical island. Crazy if you asked me,” said Matthew Fox, probably the only person most of the LOTR cast knew.
“We wouldn’t know about crazy. I mean, there are evil rings after all,” Orlando said, shoving everyone aside in an attempt to get to a table covered with food.
“Yeah, and big hairy-foot hobbits!” Elijah said as he put his arm on Billy’s shoulder and leaned against the older man.
“Yeah. What is that about? I mean, they’re short, but have big hairy feet. Are they trying to compensate for something?” Orlando asked, shoving a cookie in his mouth.
Dom ran his tongue over his teeth. “I think he should pay for that,” he said to Billy.
“As do I.”
Billy, Sean, Dom, and Elijah all glared in Orlando’s direction.
“I’d run if I were you, Orli,” Viggo said, trying his best not to laugh.
“Meep.” Orlando took off towards the ocean, four ‘hobbits’ on his tail.
Elijah grabbed him by the legs just as Sean and Billy jumped on his back, sending the poor, former elf tumbling face first into the salty water.
“You shall pay, Elf-boy. Filming is over and we have Pete’s permission to kill you!” Dom said as he began to tickle Orlando, as well as you could tickle someone who kept sinking under the water.
Orlando struggled against his captors. “Fine! Fine! Ok, ok, big feet, big...um...big little hobbit, ok?”
“Are you sure?” Billy said as he held one of Orlando’s arms over his head. Sean had captured the other.
“Yes, yes, let me up!”
Elijah let go of Orlando’s legs and Billy released his arms.
Orlando stood up and shook his head like a dog, sending water in all directions. Not that it matter. Billy, Elijah, Sean, and Dom were soaked head to foot.
The five made their way out of the ocean and back on shore. The LOTR cast was shaking their heads, trying their best not to laugh. They were used to the ‘hobbits-n-Orli’.
“Wow, that was...bizarre. You guys are a little too close,” Matt Fox said as he shook his head and rolled his eyes.
“It is time!” Dom declared, holding a finger up in the air. “Time to put an end to all rumors!” He shoved the rest of the hobbits and Orlando back towards the small group the LOTR cast had forms. “Now. See these guys.” He gestured his arm in a big circle to include most of the cast including himself, except for David and Ian McKellen. “Straight. Got it? Stra-ight.” He walked over to David. “Dressed as a pretty girl in a movie but, straight.”
David balked slightly but kept his mouth shut as Dom moved on to Ian.
“Not straight. Is that...clear now? Straight.” He gestured to everyone except Ian and including David. “Not straight.” He put his hand on Ian’s shoulder. “Do you want me to go over it again?”
“People think we’re gay?” Liv asked, pointing at Miranda and herself.
“Well, apparently,” Dom said as he was handed a towel and started to dry his hair. “You two, and Cate have threesomes behind the makeup trailer. While that would be fun to watch, it didn’t happen.”
“Us and Cate?” Miranda asked. “Cate? Cate Blanchet?”
“No, the other Cate who was in our cast. Yes! Cate! Well, actually, she just kinda...watched, but, than again, she is Cate Blanchet after all and too graceful for sex on the ground.”
Matt Fox walked over to the director with the rest of the Lost cast. “How long are they here?”
“Don’t know, but Dom’s happier than he’s been the whole shoot. You saw how he was getting. Hopefully they’ll stay for a bit.” The director smiled as he watched Dom jump on BIlly's back and ride him like a horse.
“I just hope they aren’t always like this.”
The director chuckled. “I have a feeling they are and this is only the beginning.”
Pairing: No real pairing, but BB/DM (friends) unless there is call for a second part
Rating: PG-13 maybe?
Summary: LOTR cast visits Dom on the set/beach of Lost
Disclaimer: Filming of LOTR happened, filming of Lost happened, this...could've happened but I doubt it
unbeta'd so if you spot something, feel free to slap me...wrote this to help end my depressive mood..not as funny as it sounded in my head, so needless to say it didn't help..::sulks off to her corner::
Once the director called cut, Dom ran with a flying leap into Billy’s arms shrieking, “BILLY!” at the top of his lungs.
Billy fell back on the ground, quite surprised by the attack. “Jesus, Dom, you trying to kill me?” he asked, laughing in spite of himself.
“No, no, no. Never. Well, not right now at any rate.” Dom stood up and hauled Billy to his feet before turning to the other members of the LOTR cast standing near by. He screamed everyone’s name and tackled them in a giant hug.
The cast, used to Dom’s somewhat eccentric behavior, laughed it off and started talking amongst themselves.
“Come on, come on. Meet my new cast!” Dom dragged Billy over towards the Lost cast. “Guys, meet...uh...um...the guys!” He gestured to the LOTR cast and nodded. “Say ‘hi’, be polite. I know you can be. Come on now, all at once...” Dom raised his arms as though he were conducting a band.
“Hi,” chorused the LOTR cast.
Most of them had been able to make it. Dom had invited the whole principal cast to Hawaii to watch him film a few scenes of Lost. Cate wasn’t there, but she had just had a baby. Andy had planned on coming but his wife had gone in to labor and he’d opted to stay by her side.
”Come on, Andy. Can’t she just...hold in or something?”
Andy chuckled. “Sorry, mate, he’s already been born and I can’t leave her now.”
“Can’t you just...stick him back in for a couple more days? He’s probably not done yet!”
Andy had chuckled again before hanging up.
Dom grumbled but quickly crossed Andy’s name off the list printed on a napkin he’d pilfered from the set. “Well, ‘lest the fellowship will all be there,” he muttered.
“So, welcome to Hawaii. Home of...home of our home away from home.” Dom was in true form. He was practically twitching to get some excitement going on the set. The Lost cast, not used to Dom yet, were all standing to one side, staring.
“Well, we’re actually done filming on the beach for the day. Just one more shot of the polar bear and we’re done,” the director said, breaking the silence. “Glad you guys could come. Did you bring his Valium? His character is supposed to be high, not him.”
“Polar bear?” asked Elijah.
“Yeah, there’s a polar bear on a tropical island. Crazy if you asked me,” said Matthew Fox, probably the only person most of the LOTR cast knew.
“We wouldn’t know about crazy. I mean, there are evil rings after all,” Orlando said, shoving everyone aside in an attempt to get to a table covered with food.
“Yeah, and big hairy-foot hobbits!” Elijah said as he put his arm on Billy’s shoulder and leaned against the older man.
“Yeah. What is that about? I mean, they’re short, but have big hairy feet. Are they trying to compensate for something?” Orlando asked, shoving a cookie in his mouth.
Dom ran his tongue over his teeth. “I think he should pay for that,” he said to Billy.
“As do I.”
Billy, Sean, Dom, and Elijah all glared in Orlando’s direction.
“I’d run if I were you, Orli,” Viggo said, trying his best not to laugh.
“Meep.” Orlando took off towards the ocean, four ‘hobbits’ on his tail.
Elijah grabbed him by the legs just as Sean and Billy jumped on his back, sending the poor, former elf tumbling face first into the salty water.
“You shall pay, Elf-boy. Filming is over and we have Pete’s permission to kill you!” Dom said as he began to tickle Orlando, as well as you could tickle someone who kept sinking under the water.
Orlando struggled against his captors. “Fine! Fine! Ok, ok, big feet, big...um...big little hobbit, ok?”
“Are you sure?” Billy said as he held one of Orlando’s arms over his head. Sean had captured the other.
“Yes, yes, let me up!”
Elijah let go of Orlando’s legs and Billy released his arms.
Orlando stood up and shook his head like a dog, sending water in all directions. Not that it matter. Billy, Elijah, Sean, and Dom were soaked head to foot.
The five made their way out of the ocean and back on shore. The LOTR cast was shaking their heads, trying their best not to laugh. They were used to the ‘hobbits-n-Orli’.
“Wow, that was...bizarre. You guys are a little too close,” Matt Fox said as he shook his head and rolled his eyes.
“It is time!” Dom declared, holding a finger up in the air. “Time to put an end to all rumors!” He shoved the rest of the hobbits and Orlando back towards the small group the LOTR cast had forms. “Now. See these guys.” He gestured his arm in a big circle to include most of the cast including himself, except for David and Ian McKellen. “Straight. Got it? Stra-ight.” He walked over to David. “Dressed as a pretty girl in a movie but, straight.”
David balked slightly but kept his mouth shut as Dom moved on to Ian.
“Not straight. Is that...clear now? Straight.” He gestured to everyone except Ian and including David. “Not straight.” He put his hand on Ian’s shoulder. “Do you want me to go over it again?”
“People think we’re gay?” Liv asked, pointing at Miranda and herself.
“Well, apparently,” Dom said as he was handed a towel and started to dry his hair. “You two, and Cate have threesomes behind the makeup trailer. While that would be fun to watch, it didn’t happen.”
“Us and Cate?” Miranda asked. “Cate? Cate Blanchet?”
“No, the other Cate who was in our cast. Yes! Cate! Well, actually, she just kinda...watched, but, than again, she is Cate Blanchet after all and too graceful for sex on the ground.”
Matt Fox walked over to the director with the rest of the Lost cast. “How long are they here?”
“Don’t know, but Dom’s happier than he’s been the whole shoot. You saw how he was getting. Hopefully they’ll stay for a bit.” The director smiled as he watched Dom jump on BIlly's back and ride him like a horse.
“I just hope they aren’t always like this.”
The director chuckled. “I have a feeling they are and this is only the beginning.”
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Erin
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Oh, yeah, this had me in giggles. :D:D:D
One small spelling thing:
'Orlando struggled against his captures' should be 'Orlando struggled against his captors'.
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it still sounds better in my head cause they were doing all this physical stuff that's so hard to write...wish i could take a video of my mind...thanks!!!
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WRITE MORE!!
Robin Gurl
*hugs and kisses*
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thanks for sharing :)
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MORE!
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very sweet.
and I hope you start to feel better, dear!
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There had better be!!! :-P
THis was really REALLY good!
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thank you!
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please continue, it's funny.
cheers
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thanks..:-P
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thanks (that was my favorite bit to write!)