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Title: You're Insane
Disclaimer: This never happened, I d'no the actors, I mean no disrespect to them, etc. etc.
Summary: Dom falls down the stairs 'cause he's an eejit.
Rated: PG-13 (R?) for language I guess.
Notes: I got this idea after poking around the lotrps_idea community, so thank you to siobhania. And as always, I'm paranoid about inadvertainly copying peoples ideas so if you've written a story like this just tell me and I'll take this down. Aaaand this is unbeated so excuse any glaring errors.

Billy needed to go upstairs. He needed to go upstairs because he needed to pee. It was a fairly common occurance. But when he went up the first few steps and then looked up, it suddenly wasn't a common occurance.

There Dom stood at the top of the stairs, only he wasn't really standing. Instead his feet were in the air and he was "standing" on his hands. Just about everyone knew he could do this all day but it was making Billy nervous, him being so close to the edge of the stairs. Billy slowed his steps, afraid any sudden noises would make Dominic fall, afraid any sudden movements would do likewise. "What're you doing Dom?"

"EYARGH!"

For a moment Billy thought Dom was going to fall forward so he bound up the stairs, willing to take the brute of the fall for Dom. But instead Dom gained his balance and kicked his legs back, feet planted saftely on the landing. He grinned at Billy, face red. "Hey Bills, what's up?"

"I'd like to know the same thing."

"Not much. Just trying to see if I can walk down the stairs on my hands. You kinda scared me though; I didn't notice you."

"Sorry." The words sunk in. "Wait, you want to do what?!"

"See if I can go down the steps."

"You're insane you realize."

"I'm not insane if I can do it, and I can't see if I can do it because you're in my way."

Billy smirked and came up the rest of the steps. Dom nodded to him and said a quick thank you before flipping onto his hands.

"Be careful," Billy said worridly.

"Shut up Billy. I'm fine."

And he was fine. He did go down the stairs. The first three anyway. But then something happened and he screamed and went flying down the stairs.

"DOM!"

He was in a heap at the bottom of the stairs, unmoving. Billy ran down the stairs, taking him into his arms. Dom opened his eyes.

"Dominic, are you alright?"

He began to laugh. "Well that was fun."

"You idiot." Billy couldn't help but laugh. He was glad that Dom was laughing. He couldn't be too hurt if he was laughing. "Are you alright?"

"Yeah, I think." Dom moved but then yelped out, collapsing against Billy. "Ok, I guess I'm not ok."

"What? What's wrong?"

"My wrist hurts."

"Let me see." Gingerly Billy took it, Dom wincing. "Well it's not swollen..."

"Yeah. I probably just whacked it good."

"You should ice it."

"Yeah."

Billy leaned his head down and kissed Dom's wrist. Dom smiled. "Anything else hurt?"

"Well, my elbow does sorta."

Billy took his arm and careful moved it so he could kiss his elbow. He smiled, looking at Doms eyes.

"And...uh...my lips hurt...."

Billy kissed him. Dom's wrist and elbow didn't hurt any more. In fact the only thing he felt were Billy's soft lips and the sunlight pouring in from the door window.

They parted. Dom grinned cheekily and Billy knew it wasn't good.

"My cock sorta hurts too-"

Billy shoved Dominic away and got up. "Fuck off Monaghan."

Billy went into the kitchen for ice, Dominic sitting at the base of the stairs, laughing.

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