probably i am better known around here, if at all, by comments from my personal lj [livejournal.com profile] standing. [livejournal.com profile] chicken_scratch is my writing journal but it's been a tad dry lately, so i don't bother signing in other to post the [very] occasional fic.

ALREADY STRAYING FROM POINT.

i am in dire need of a beta for my first-ever monaboyd. i'm looking for someone ruff, serious, really ready to lay it on me. i'm pretty serious about getting things right when i fic, and i sort of fear this one.

so. if anyone is interested, you can comment over at [livejournal.com profile] standing or send me an email at standing@graffiti.net - thanks!
Title: Open Mouth, Insert Foot
Author: [livejournal.com profile] starfishchick
Pairing: MonaBoyd
Rating: Dude, I've no idea. Sex is discussed.
Disclaimer: There was a movie shoot in New Zealand with a bunch of guys. The rest of it is complete fiction. I own nothing, know nothing, make no profit.
Author's Note: For the MonaBoyd FlashFic. A few days late, but much more in the spirit of the requested fic, I hope. If I'd posted what I'd written originally, you'd have drowned in the angst. [livejournal.com profile] _sarie requested an NC17 or R rating, someone saying "And that is why we don't stick our noses there" and the mention of purple socks. She suggested humour, crack!fic humour if at all possible, but said that plain dirteh humour was fine. Humour? Me? And dialogue? WTF? I did my best - hope it amuses you, [livejournal.com profile] _sarie!!

Better late than never. )
Okay, am really quite nervous about this ... this is my first real smut bunny, so please be gentle. *G*
Disclaimer: This never happened, and alas, probably never will. These are real people, nothing I've created, but I mean no slander or any of those bad things.
Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] cinquerouge, my writing journal.

Light and dark, dark and light. )
Title: Something to Treasure
Author: Shelly
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: R
Summary: He hoped to God and all things holy that Dom didn’t come home early.
Archive: Little Things only, please.
Disclaimer: I’m pretty sure this never, ever happened.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] domhobbitzes, who was kind enough to make me a tape of some Hetty episodes, including "Something to Treasure," aka The Episode With Dom’s Ass. Spoilers for that episode. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] andrealyn for the insta-beta :)

Something to Treasure )
I have some big bad evil essays that contribute to my degree in soon and I would like some MonaBoyd to lessen the pain for when I am finished them, so I throw this quote to the floor.

"I know for a fact that Dom doesn't wear any pants" (and yes, we are talking the under-pants kind, not trouser kind).

~Billy Boyd.

Do what you will with it.
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