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livingenfantasy.livejournal.com posting in monaboyd Mar. 9th, 2004 08:28 pm)Title: Mr. Safety (1/2)
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Rating: PG-13, some swearing, a little bit of... stuff.
Pairing: Guess who!?
Author's Notes: I was inspired today during spanish class by this [really hot] boy's neck. Then it just got crazy. This is my first fic by myself, so be supportive! Also,thanks toclouds_up and adwen_fae. I love you both muchly. Also, thanks to Monty Python. I have a couple tidbits, a cookie to who can find them. I'm gonna have you naked by the second part of this fic. You have been warned.
Summary: Billy gets cautious and Dom is a Klutz.
FEEDBACK PLEASE!! Much love.
He was sitting behind him on the toilet, watching him shave, and plotting every place he would kiss, touch, or run his tounge across if Dom were his. He'd kiss the un-noticable mole on the side of his neck, and trace circles on his back. Then his thoughts traveled to his hair, still damp from his morning shower (how he wished to touch it) and his lips (they looked so perfect, so soft) and his smile, his wonderful smile. It made everything perfect in the world...
"Bills... Billy... Billy... hello?"
...and the way his boxers were always sticking out of his pants...
"Yoo-hoo... Billy..."
... and the eyeliner, ohgodyes the eyeliner... and all he had on was a towel... how easily he could take it off and have his way with Dom...
"'ELLO POLLY! THIS IS YOUR NINE O'CLOCK ALARM CALL!"
"Wha..."
"I'm gonna have you naked by the end of this song."
Billy looked up to see bits of toilet paper stuck on his nics from shaving.
"You oaf! How many times to I have to tell you NOT to sing and shave! you could cut your jugular and die you know!"
"Geez, sorry mummies."
Dom lowered his face over the washbasin, and splashed water over his face and all over the floor.
"Hey, Flipper, whipe that up, will ya? Someone could slip and bang up their legs."
"Why are you being Mr. Safety all of the sud- OWWWWWWWWWW!"
Just as Billy had said, Dom fell.
"You git!" Billy roared. "I told you..."
"Owwowwoww.. Billy, less lecturing, more helping! My ankle's bleedin' demised!"
"Bloody well right it is! God, I knoew this was going to happen, bloody hell..."
Billy started to help Dom up, when suddenly Dom's towel fell off his body. Billy immediately started to feel heat rising in his cheeks, among other things. He quickly picked up the towel and led Dom into his bedroom.
"Oww oww oww..." Dom whined. "Will you take a look at it?"
I already am, and it's quite impressive. Billy thought.
He was quite suprised that Dom was being so un-modest. He hadn't even covered himself up. Billy was trying to stay a neutral as possible, but it was hard seeing that the man he had loved for years was sitting in front of him, stripped of all clothing.
Taking a deep breath, Billy knelt down and inspected his ankle. It was a tad bit red, but other than that it was fine.
Oh my god, oh my fucking god. He's sitting here, naked! Billy, you know you want him. Fuck, you touch yourself every night with his name flashing in your mind... why aren't you taking advantage of this?
"How is it Bills, oww.."
Sweat started to form on Billy's forehead.
"Um... gnfrgargyeah... it's, um... nice-I-mean, uhh... it's ok. Nugfing is broken."
"Billy, am I making you uncomfortable?"
Then he saw Billy looking at his groin; he understood.
Author:
livingenfantasyRating: PG-13, some swearing, a little bit of... stuff.
Pairing: Guess who!?
Author's Notes: I was inspired today during spanish class by this [really hot] boy's neck. Then it just got crazy. This is my first fic by myself, so be supportive! Also,thanks to
clouds_up and adwen_fae. I love you both muchly. Also, thanks to Monty Python. I have a couple tidbits, a cookie to who can find them. I'm gonna have you naked by the second part of this fic. You have been warned.Summary: Billy gets cautious and Dom is a Klutz.
FEEDBACK PLEASE!! Much love.
He was sitting behind him on the toilet, watching him shave, and plotting every place he would kiss, touch, or run his tounge across if Dom were his. He'd kiss the un-noticable mole on the side of his neck, and trace circles on his back. Then his thoughts traveled to his hair, still damp from his morning shower (how he wished to touch it) and his lips (they looked so perfect, so soft) and his smile, his wonderful smile. It made everything perfect in the world...
"Bills... Billy... Billy... hello?"
...and the way his boxers were always sticking out of his pants...
"Yoo-hoo... Billy..."
... and the eyeliner, ohgodyes the eyeliner... and all he had on was a towel... how easily he could take it off and have his way with Dom...
"'ELLO POLLY! THIS IS YOUR NINE O'CLOCK ALARM CALL!"
"Wha..."
"I'm gonna have you naked by the end of this song."
Billy looked up to see bits of toilet paper stuck on his nics from shaving.
"You oaf! How many times to I have to tell you NOT to sing and shave! you could cut your jugular and die you know!"
"Geez, sorry mummies."
Dom lowered his face over the washbasin, and splashed water over his face and all over the floor.
"Hey, Flipper, whipe that up, will ya? Someone could slip and bang up their legs."
"Why are you being Mr. Safety all of the sud- OWWWWWWWWWW!"
Just as Billy had said, Dom fell.
"You git!" Billy roared. "I told you..."
"Owwowwoww.. Billy, less lecturing, more helping! My ankle's bleedin' demised!"
"Bloody well right it is! God, I knoew this was going to happen, bloody hell..."
Billy started to help Dom up, when suddenly Dom's towel fell off his body. Billy immediately started to feel heat rising in his cheeks, among other things. He quickly picked up the towel and led Dom into his bedroom.
"Oww oww oww..." Dom whined. "Will you take a look at it?"
I already am, and it's quite impressive. Billy thought.
He was quite suprised that Dom was being so un-modest. He hadn't even covered himself up. Billy was trying to stay a neutral as possible, but it was hard seeing that the man he had loved for years was sitting in front of him, stripped of all clothing.
Taking a deep breath, Billy knelt down and inspected his ankle. It was a tad bit red, but other than that it was fine.
Oh my god, oh my fucking god. He's sitting here, naked! Billy, you know you want him. Fuck, you touch yourself every night with his name flashing in your mind... why aren't you taking advantage of this?
"How is it Bills, oww.."
Sweat started to form on Billy's forehead.
"Um... gnfrgargyeah... it's, um... nice-I-mean, uhh... it's ok. Nugfing is broken."
"Billy, am I making you uncomfortable?"
Then he saw Billy looking at his groin; he understood.
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Nice Jorb.
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Ahaha I just had to shout that outloud in full John Cleese style. ;)
I can't wait to see what Billy does next, or will Dom be the first to move? :)
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Billy or Dom?
Who knows!
Nose?
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bleedin' demised....
somebody's been watching a certain hilarious sketch...
and of course i had to yell the line too!
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I want your icon, because teh angst is hot.
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He is pining for the fjords. This is a dead parrot. Gotta love John Cleese.
But loving it.
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Yes, it's now official, EVERYONE MUST YELL THAT LINE.
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YEEEEHAHAHAHAHAAA.
You own my soul. I didn't know I was sitting next to a slash lover/writer the whole year and that's CRAZY.
Write more or I'll molest you with a spoon. And it shall not be pleasant.