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cordeilla33.livejournal.com posting in monaboyd Jun. 18th, 2009 10:57 am)EUROPEAN SAUSAGES - Monaboyd style
Dom and Billy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them. They could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Dom said, 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Billy said, 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'
Dom replied, 'Don't worry, just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Billy said, 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Dom replied with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!'
They downed their drinks. Dom said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Billy said, 'Dom, I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'
Dom said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in...but I think I liked it!' he continued with a cheeky smile.
Dom and Billy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them. They could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Dom said, 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Billy said, 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'
Dom replied, 'Don't worry, just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Billy said, 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Dom replied with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!'
They downed their drinks. Dom said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Billy said, 'Dom, I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'
Dom said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in...but I think I liked it!' he continued with a cheeky smile.
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omg.
xD
*can't breathe*
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Glad you liked it!!
Ta!
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hehe! Billy, you must be REALLY drunk, and Dommie, you deserve a spanking.
Thanks!
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You just un-bored my day. :)
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These two need to get a room and Dom needs to get on 'his' knees! ;P
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