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[jira-rd.livejournal.com]

Erhm, again, telling everyone about a community that I've started with arwen1682. __andsoitgoes__ is an AU RP in which Dom and Billy play detectives. With a lot of twists and turns thrown in there. So go check it out. We have the first two posts up.

And just so this isn't blatantly posting, I offer you a little fic.

Title: Uh-Oh
Author: Sonata Night
Rating: PG-15
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Summary: Dom's hyper. Billy's tired. It results in an interesting conversation.
Notes: Because it's so much more fun to delay studying than actually do it.
Disclaimer: Fish are friends, not food - Erhm, I mean, all of this is purely from my imagination.



"Dom, please stop."

"Stop what?"

"You're bouncing."

"I am not."

"You are too."

"I am not!"

"Dom. You are."

"I'm not-..."

"... You see the way the the bed is moving? You were bouncing."

"Jiggling."

"Bouncing."

"Jiggling!"

"Bouncing entails your entire body, which you were doing without realising it. Jiggling would only use your leg or arm or arse or something other than that."

"Jiggling makes me think of women."

"That's because you're nothing but a walking hormone."

"You're the one who opts to try to take care of that situation."

"Which I very much don't mind. Except when I'm dealing with an impending hangover."

"It's your fault you went out drinking."

"What in bloody hell did you eat?"

"Elijah came over."

"Oh christ, that's reason enough."

"But we made smores."

"... That's it. You're sleeping on the couch. Because you're not going to sleep tonight. I know you."

"Billy..."

"Dom, do not start whinging because I have no qualms in smacking you right now."

"Billy..."

"Dom."

"C'mon. Just stay up for a few minutes and talk with me."

"Christ. My head hurts, I can barely concentrate, and you're talking so fast that I'm having trouble understanding you."

"You're not much better. Your accent is so slurred that the fact that you're so tired and so you're talking slow is the only think that's saving you because usually when you get drunk, you talk so fast that I can't under-"

"Would you take a breath or something so I can understand you?"

"Billy?"

"Yeah?"

"Wouldn't you like to know how long I can go and how many times I can go on this sugar rush?"

"If I didn't already have the starting taste of something that crawled in my mouth, shat, and died there, yes. But right now, I'm going to throw up possibly, and your bouncing is not helping."

"I'm not bouncing!"

"You were before."

"I'm not now."

"It doesn't matter. You ever go surfing and then feel later on like the ocean was still underneath you and you were swaying?"

"Yeah?"

"..."

"Ah."

"Yes. Now, please shut up. So I can suffer alone."

"It's your own fault."

"Dominic!"

"Christ, you are mad. You're using my full name."

"If you don't. Get the fuck out. Now. I will seriously perform homicide."

"Ickle Billy gotta headache?"

"...Dom...one...two..."

"For fucks sake, I'm going, Billy. Cranky bastard."

"Insane idiot."

"Eejit."

"Fuck off."

"...Good night, Billy."

"Argh! You just had to bounce one last time! Stop laughing! I can hear you!"

Comments

[owlgrey.livejournal.com]

Good luck with your RP. And that was a funny fic!

[jira-rd.livejournal.com]

I can just see Billy come morning.

"... I fucking hate you."

and Dom all wide eyed and innocent.

[loki-girl.livejournal.com]

So great.

[mmmarmalade.livejournal.com]

Heehee! Fun!

[siekcsroe.livejournal.com]

adorable!

[jira-rd.livejournal.com]

Sankyu sankyu!