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Title: The Revenge of the Hobbits
Author: pippin1983
Pairing: well, as I'm going to post it here, you might get a clue, right? but it's Dom/Evey, Elijah/Pam and Billy/Ali for the Start
Summary: Elijah lerans something about Dom, that shocks him...
Rating: PG13 to be safe
Warnings: unbeta-ed
Disclaimer: none of all that is true, unfortunately
Author's Note: The Idea for this Series of  Drabbles came to me by a stupid dream
Feedback: the next best thing to the OTP
Parts: 6 - 10 of  ????

"Now, would you please tell me, who ‘said third person' is?" Elijah actually yelled at this.
Dom swallowed, he didn't want to get the one, they were talking about, in trouble, just because of Elijah's anger. "Billy." he murmured, hardly to hear.
"Who?" Elijah asked.
"Billy." Dom repeated a bit louder.
"What?"
"No. Stop. He isn't a thing, right, so would you please say 'who'?" Dom asked.
"Billy? Billy got that stupid idea?"
"Well, to tell the truth... yes!" Dom answered.
"Can't believe it... it's a bad dream, right? In a few minutes I'll wake up in my bed, yeah?"
 
 
"No, I'm afraid, you won't." Dom admitted. "But, please, let me explain me, yeah?"
"Yeah, right... explain!" Elijah said.
"See, he found those tons of smut about him and me, or me and you or even you and him or, well, tons of strange, homo-pairings out of the fellowship, and even, well, even Lost, now. So he told me about this in one of our phone calls and..." Dom sighed. "Yeah, he got this Idea to write some of this shit by ourselves. He calls it: The Revenge of the Hobbits. I thought it'd be fun, so I joined in."
 
 
"Billy's writing such stuff, too?" Elijah asked. Dom nodded. Elijah was more relaxed now, his eyes even got a slight hint of gleaming. "And... what about Ali? Does she know?" he wanted to know.
Dom chuckled.
"Oh, she does know! More than this, actually. She's writing, too, Billy said, but he wouldn't let me read. Said it was a shock for him to read her stuff, so he decided it would kill me."
"You read his?"
"Yes, as he is reading mine."
"Who's he writing about?"
"So the shock made way to curiosity?"
"Well... I think so... yes... it did."
 
 
"You really wanna know? I mean... well, it's only me around, so I will get your reactions on his stuff..." Dom feared.
"Tell me. Pleeease!"
"What's that? You're more interested in Billy's stuff than mine!"
Elijah swallowed. "Uh... sorry, didn't notice... I'll read yours first, then you tell me ‘bout his, alright?"
"Well, yeah, alright but... yeah, do so." Dom was irritated. Elijah showed interest in this whole thing about writing slash, since he knew, it was Billy's idea. That was kind of... interesting, wasn't it? So Dom decided to watch Elijah carefully while he was reading this threesome thing.
 
 
He wasn't disappointed. He knew Elijah's body languid well enough by now and this was quite... assuring to his thoughts. He thought about confronting his mate directly with his 'knowledge', but decided better.
"Well, there we've got, what I thought I might see." Dom grinned at Elijah as he sat down the notebook, reading finished.
"What?" Elijah didn't quite get, what he meant.
"You asked, if I wanted to see you vomit, because I let you read this, but I said, I thought I might get to see something else." Dom explained, pointing his head to Elijah's erection. Elijah blushed.

Comments

[caitlingbutt321.livejournal.com]

Heh, pretty.

[pippin1983.livejournal.com]

thanks
I love your Icon!

[caitlingbutt321.livejournal.com]

ttthhannkkss!! I like this story. So silly. But there should be less Elijah and more BillyDom. If you catch my drift. No no, it's your story you do what you want. But I must say, I'm a Monaboyder. I frown upon anything else involving Billy and Dom that is not BillyandDom.

Okay, sorry, for serious.

[pippin1983.livejournal.com]

I'm a Monaboyder too and I promise, he'll be more in this story than so far!

[caitlingbutt321.livejournal.com]

Good, I am glad to hear that.

Very glad.

YAY!!!! BILLYDOM!!!

[hystericblue42.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, who is Pam?

[pippin1983.livejournal.com]

As far as I know, she's a dancer in a band called Gogol Bordello, and she's been seen together with Elijah

[hystericblue42.livejournal.com]

Doesn't necessarily mean they're dating though, right?

--Amy (who still harbors some hope that she may meet Elijah and charm his cute little heart out)

[pippin1983.livejournal.com]

No, of course not. But this is fiction, isn't it? so it doesn't really matter if they're dating or not. *grin*

[slashedshi.livejournal.com]

... that was so awsome. poor "lig...or not.

[pippin1983.livejournal.com]

To be true, I don't have a clue yet *grin*