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Title: The Revenge of the Hobbits
Author: pippin1983
Pairing: er... well, as I'm going to post it here, you might get a clue, right? but it's Dom/Evey, Elijah/Pam and Billy/Ali for the Start
Summary: Elijah lerans something about Dom, that shocks him...
Rating: PG13 to be safe
Warnings: unbeta-ed
Disclaimer: none of all that is true, unfortunately
Author's Note: The Idea for this Series of  Drabbles came to me by a stupid dream
Feedback: the next best thing to the OTP
Parts: 1 - 5 of ????

 

"What're doing?" Elijah asked, jumping on the sofa, trying to get a glimpse of Dom's Notebook.
"Noth'ng." Dom lied, shielding the notebook from Elijah's gaze.
"Oh come on. Tell me!" The younger man pleaded.
"No, I won't tell you Doodle. Now go, fetch me a beer." Dom replied.
"Sure..." Elijah stood up, heading for the kitchen, mumbling to himself. "Great Host! Visitor's going to fetch the drinks..." He fulfilled Dom's wish and returned to Dom who looked at him pleased.
"Now... You may read, Monkey!" he gave the notebook to Elijah. Elijah handed over the beer and began to read.
~
Elijah read, his face getting paler and paler, his eyes getting bigger and bigger. (If this was possible with his anyway already big eyes.) Once he gasped and looked at Dom, shocked.
"YOU wrote that?“ he asked.
"Yeah." Dom had a proud grin on his face. He took a sip of his beer, watching Elijah. "You're ready?"
Elijah shook his head. "Don't think I'd like to read on..." he declared.
"Really? Well... You don't have to, you asked to read..." Dom smirked.
"...Yeah... I know, but... I wouldn't have thought of this... " Elijah shook his head in disbelief. "...SMUT!"
~
„It's supposed to be smut!“ Dom said coolly.
„Why? I... mean... since when are ya doing such stuff? And... why... why is it... US? I think you're gone crazy, Dom...“ Elijah put the notebook back on the coffeetable, looking at Dom with a disgusted mimic.
„Us... what d'you mean by 'us'? How far did'ya read? “ Dom asked.
„What? What're saying? I mean... wasn't this... you and me?“ Elijah now looked really shocked.
„Well... erm... yeah, but... well... there was one more!“ Dom replied.
Elijah didn't really trust his ears. He outraged stared at his mate. „There is... one more?“
~
„Yeah!“
„Who?“
„You could read on and then you'd know.“
„You're a bastard! Why don't you just give me too much to drink, if you'd like to see me vomit?“
„Don't wanna see you vomit, Doodle, to be true, I thought I'd see something else.“ Dom grinned evilly.
„Evey know, you write such... shit?“
„Yeah, she does.“
„What she thinks about?“
„Oh, she's cool with it.“
„And... well... the third person... Is it her?“
„Told you, you should read, to know.“
„So it's her, yes?“
„D'you want it to be her? What might Pam be thinking of this?“ Dom smirked.
~
„Nothing. I don't want anyone to be a third person in this!“
„Oh... You want me just for yourself? Didn't know, you're that selfish.“ Dom chuckled.
„Oh quit this shit, Dom. You know how that was meant.“ Elijah nearly yelled.
„I'm not sure!“ Dom admitted.
„I'm just disgusted by this SHIT. I can't believe you waste your time with this. And I don't know how actually you get this stupid idea in your stupid head.“ Elijah's head was red in anger.
„Wasn't mine at first. Said third person started. Surfed up the Net and found tons of smut ‘bout us.“

Comments

[owlgrey.livejournal.com]

Great idea! A smut fic about smut fic!