I feel really stupid for posting something so short and pointless, and it's probably going to be ignored by everyone, but it's been AGES since I last posted any Monaboyd and well, I miss you all! ^_^ Let's hope actually posting something will give me ideas again!

Title: Decisions.
Rating: PG.
Disclaimer: If the boys were mine, I'd be selling tapes.



*rattle rattle*

"..."

*rattle rattle rattle*

"... ...Dom, stop grinning! ...are those dice loaded?"

"Don't be stupid."

*rattle*

"You've got to face it Billy. The dice want you to have sex."

"Well I don't see how that's going to happen, do you?"

"You don't have to be so snappy."

*rattle rattle rattle clunk! rattle*

"Great."

"I'm pretty sure they're still saying the same thing though. Just a--"

"Oh c'mon don't look under the couch! Just forget it. Those dice are stupid."

"No they're not! They're a brilliant invention. You're just cranky coz you haven't gotten any in three months."

"D'you want to have a cranky angry Scotsman biting off your head, Dom?"

"Not particularily."

"Then shut up."

"I still think you should follow what the dice said."

"I am NOT going to go in search of a hooker or a slutty fan, if that's what you're implying!!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...Oh."

"Yes. D'you mind?"

"I...don't know. I'd never th..."

"..."

"..."

"...Bills, you really put too much garlic in whatever you ate for lunch."

"Shuddup, idiot."

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