mmm, boredom.

[cool-like-dom.livejournal.com]

so then. having a distinct lack of finished monaboyd stories to post. and i'm kinda bored. and lazy. and writer's blocked. and other such adjectives as well. and i'd really like to contribute something, as it's been a while.

so, we'll try something else.

here begins the all-request monaboyd pr0n-drop fest.

any little smutty, sick and twisted fantasies you little dearies can think of. the dirtier the better. and all wrapped up for your enjoyment for the low, low price of a comment stating the specifics.

anyone who wants to play is welcome.

and maybe it'll let me get over my writer's block. whee!!

OH - and i forgot to mention - depending on the number of responses, i shall be getting these back to you on friday at the earliest, and monday at the latest. i'm shooting for the end of the week, but who knows.

<3

Comments

[zahz87.livejournal.com]

lol! i've been having sooo many plot bunnies and im such a bad writer that i just can't get them down.

Sooo how about (i know this is cliched but) Billy is Dom's Pimp lol. He sells Dom out to whoever wants Dom to be his whore and he's a nice pimp but in dennial coz he really wants Dom for himself, and yeah it would be an AU lol.

I know its not much but yeah hahahha

[mrs-silmarwen.livejournal.com]

How about sex in the forest, cause Dom always writes "trees" on his hands? Standing against a tree a posibility? *grins*

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*cracks knuckles*

Ok. How's this for a challenge?

Set in the not too distant future -- say, 2008 or so? Billy and Dom are *finally* a couple and very open about it. They have just recently moved to a house they bought together in Wellington, NZ.

Now. Other than this and a few other requirements, I will leave everything else up to your warped little mind. =)

Has to be rated NC-17. SMUT, people. *cough*Sub!Dom if at all possible*cough*
Has to include the phrases, 'toeing off his trainers' and 'sheaf of papers.'
Has to include Eyeliner!Dom, a mention of Dom's Mancunian accent, Dom speaking German, and nail varnish.

Yeah. So. That's a lot. But whatever you could do with that would be marvelous.

*grins*

[cool-like-dom.livejournal.com]

huh. this is cliched? i've never heard of this before. might be fun.

[cool-like-dom.livejournal.com]

mmm, trees. :P thanks for the idea.

[cool-like-dom.livejournal.com]

well, it sounds intriguing in the neatest possible way (mmm, eyeliner and German) but i thinks it is too lengthy to be a mere drop. but, we will takes a shot at it anyway, my precious. and if it's a tad longer then i'm sure you'll be okay with it, yes?

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, yes. =) I was just kind of, well... listing all my numerous kinks. *is very kinky*

Terribly sorry to have gone on like that. But hopefully it helps with the writers block -- which I know first hand how much *that* sucks.

[nakeno.livejournal.com]

Grar. Yes. I've had an idea similar to that rolling around in my head for days only I haven't written it completely because me = lazy whore.

So far:

Billy squirms a bit, shifting his legs apart, widening his stance as he feels the scrape of bark through his Pippin cloak, through the irritating wig. Jade eyes fluttering shut and allowing his mouth to part open as he rocked up against Dom's hips again, voice low and breathy and suddenly very heated, "Do me, Dommie... fuck me right here.. fuck me right here in Fangorn Forest, I don't care..."

All sense of play gone. Vanished.

Dom is all smiles and humored eyes when his head pulls back. Long arms sliding about Billy-Pippin's middle, winking a little before ducking in confidential-like to catch the words. A blink. A chuckle like feathers over skin. Teasing.

"You'll catch cold, Bills."

Billy doesn't do much but make the smallest whimper, the sort that seems to set Dom off in bed, makes him curse and bring all but the most steadfast clothes to ruin. It's a sound once made involuntarily, now practiced and used as a tactical weapon. Small hands squeezing Dominic's wider shoulders as he rocked up again and harder. Harder. "Uhn..."

*pets your brain*

Great perverts minds think alike.

Maybe that'll stab cool_like_dom with The Spork of Inspiration.

[niku2.livejournal.com]

call me a sick bitch, but i'm all about tongues in nasty places lately.

[whyspir.livejournal.com]

as long as we are discussing kink....
you could do a bondage smut, and have dom desperately want billy to be his master but billy doesnt want to or something...but then again, bondage has been done. though it could be interesting if it all took place in dom's mind. i dunno, i'm not that good with smut.

[loadedsixstring.livejournal.com]

Dom and Billy have a lover's quarrel...awwwwwww. But you know that makeup sex is always the best, right? ::winknudge:: With Billy instigating it...because why does is always have to be Dom's idea to have sex?

[cool-like-dom.livejournal.com]

omfg.

1. spork of inspiration. genius.

2. "Do me, Dommie... fuck me right here.. fuck me right here in Fangorn Forest, I don't care..."

that certainly stabbed me with something, let me tell you. oh dearie dear me.

and so very true with our minds, as pervy as they are.

[cool-like-dom.livejournal.com]

you know, i always have been, really. way bit too pervy for some. but yeah. i getcha. *wink wink nudge nudge*

:P for you. to go anywhere you wish.

[cool-like-dom.livejournal.com]

since when do you care about my dommie tied up at billeh's whim? and who wouldn't want submissive dom under their control? *notices distinct lack of argument from the crowd*

you and i need to have a chat, apparently.

and while yes, it has been done, it has not been done by me. neither have they. therein lies the problem. can you tell i've been awake for far too long and have had a bit o' liquor? i can't.

*grabs the scotch and begins to sing the coconuts song*

[cool-like-dom.livejournal.com]

*icon squee* i want to be dom's chewy popsicle.

make-up sex tends to be the best, it is true. but what should they fight over? billy using dom's eyeliner? dom drinking the last of the guinness? billy refusing to give into dom's demands of a neon purple leather sofa?

hmm. something to ponder, at least. :P

[cool-like-dom.livejournal.com]

quite. and i appreciate you help in attempting to relieve it. :D

[nakeno.livejournal.com]

1. spork of inspiration. genius.

Hey, sometimes we all need a little abuse from inspiration, be it in spork form or otherwise. *was once clogged with The Frozen Peach of Inspiration and Grammar*

that certainly stabbed me with something, let me tell you. oh dearie dear me.

Har har, yessss. *leg-arm motion of triumph* You should get on with it, then, y'know. *innocence* The tree and the screwin' that is. All the hot and heavy breathing against it? That's good for it, right? *could go on and on about how "pep talks" help them "grow" and "fertilizing" the roots, etc, etc* Trees need a little sexing up too. C'mon. Those waxy leaves... that rough bark... slightly arousing, no? For Dom's sake, if no one else's. ^_^

and so very true with our minds, as pervy as they are.

The best pervs are the honest ones. XD

[zahz87.livejournal.com]

lol sorry to post again but i had enough idea ok this is kinda weird but what about Billy being a girl!! Yesss i know its just mad but come on Dom's said that he would marry Billy if Billy were a girl soooo why are there not many fics on that. It would be hilarious. I've read a few but still. Thats my new kink for the week heheeh.

[cool-like-dom.livejournal.com]

uh, no. sorry, but not for me. i like my men to be men. they can dress up as girls, but we still know what's underneath that skirt. you have at it, though.

[loadedsixstring.livejournal.com]

lol, actually, it's "cherry" popsicle. But. Yum all the same.

LMFAO. ::tries to picture Billy in eyeliner:: I'm liking the neon purple leather sofa idea. Or they've just gotten a new puppy and it peed all over the floor because Dom forgot to take it for a walk.

[cool-like-dom.livejournal.com]

lol, actually, it's "cherry" popsicle. But. Yum all the same.

oh. heh. well. that makes me look like a retard. i'm so happy. time to stop responding to comments after drinking.

and yeah. the sofa thing i like. and what's funny about billy in eyeliner? humph. :P

[loadedsixstring.livejournal.com]

time to stop responding to comments after drinking.

HAhaha. Nah, it's more fun that way.

Sure. Use the sofa one. I like it too. (And then I can write a fluff using the dog idea. Uh-huh.) And I'm not sure what exactly it is that's so amusing about Billy wearing eyeliner. Except. It's funny.

[la-gatita.livejournal.com]

err... still taking ideas? i'm not sure why no one has expanded on this bit of dom quoting, but remember in his craig kilborn interview when he was talking about american girls and he seemed to enjoy the cheerleader type? why no cheerleader!billy? and in my opinion there is not enough schoolgirl!billy in the world. possibly even something spice girl related, i know their old, but i love the nineties and being forced to watch spiceworld recently has sent my brain aworkin'. on a totally diferent road (well still with craig kilborn, who i actually detest) perhaps dom as a "gay"-dence counselor? and you want sick and twisted? how about billy and dom old and in a nursing home. or in a sanitorium. or dom making billy pleasure other men. and my last bit here, billy likes to drink tea (or porridge) that dom has come in.

well that was more than i had meant to write, but oh well.