Title: Lavabos
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheselectric
Rating: PG
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Summary: Billy and Dom play Scrabble, with sexy results.
Disclaimer: Lies.
Author Notes: This is what happens when you spend 2 hours watching the World Champion Scrabble Games on ESPN. *nods* And I like how I incorprated the two words the guy used to win in this fic too. GO ME.



"Azido. 34 points for me!"

"That's not a bloody word!"

"Is too!"

"What does it mean then, huh?"

Dominic ran out of the room and left Billy sitting crossed armed in his chair. His eyes wondered over the Scrabble board and towards Dom's rack of letters.

"Don't peek at my letters!" Dom yelled from his bed room as he searched in his closet for his dictionary. Why'd he keep one in there was really anyone's guess. Billy chuckled as Dom's voice carried into the living room and stared anticpatingly at the door way. A minute later Dom emgered paging through the dictionary. "Azido, relating to or containing the univlent group." Dom looked up smirking at Billy.

"Fine."

"Take it off then."

Billy crossed his arms and leaned back in his chair. "I really don't see the point of this game."

"It's easy. Anytime I make a word that gets more points then you, you take off your cloths. Same thing if you get one with more points then me."

"I can't believe we're playing strip Scrabble."

Dom smirked again and sat back down grabbing more letters. "It's a Dominic Monahgan original. Now, take it off."

Billy eyed him before lifting his leg on the table. He narrowly missed knocking his letter off as he reached over and took off one sock and flung it right at Dom. "Happy?"

"Very." Dom removed the sock from his shoulder and tossed it on the ground. "Your turn then."

Twenty minutes later Billy sat in his chair in a pair of boxers staring at his words. It was Dom's turn and he was sure he was going to be naked any minute now.

"What's keepin you?" Billy asked Dom.

"I'm thinking. Genius takes time."

"How'd you get so wordily anyway?"

"World Championship of Scrabble."

"There's a World Championship of Scrabble?"

"Yes, there is and you're never going to win it."

Billy stuck out his tongue. "Why didn't you ask Elijah to play or something? He's more of a game person then I am. I reckon I wont win."

"And you're not." Dom placed his letters on the board and grinned. "Bingo. Take those boxers off."

"Wait, lavabo?"

"A washbasin and a tank with a spigot that are fastened to a wall. Now take off your boxers Billy Boyd."

Billy raised an eyebrow. "Is there something you're trying to tell me Dom?"

"Yes, Take off your boxers. I want to see you naked not Elijah."

Billy looked at him oddly and stood up. "You what?"

Dom stood up quickly and advanced towards him staring at him. "I didn't stay up all night learning half the words in the dictionary to not get you naked."

Billy laughed and slipped out of his boxers as Dom grabbed him and kissed him.

From: [identity profile] starlikeshadow.livejournal.com


Ohhh! You have killed me dear this is TOO damn sweet!

*sets you down while she quotes her fav parts*

"I can't believe we're playing strip Scrabble." "It's a Dominic Monahgan original. Now, take it off."

LMAO.

Then this.

"Why didn't you ask Elijah to play or something? He's more of a game person then I am.

I want to see you naked not Elijah."

Billy looked at him oddly and stood up. "You what?"

Dom stood up quickly and advanced towards him staring at him. "I didn't stay up all night learning half the words in the dictionary to not get you naked."

Billy laughed and slipped out of his boxers as Dom grabbed him and kissed him.


LOL yea, I clogged your comment page, but I love this! Whee!

Strip Scrabble, Whoohoo!

From: (Anonymous)

The Anonymous LJ Stalker


Would you happen to be listening to Travis because Billy likes them/they are a Scottish band?

very cute story!

From: [identity profile] marrymemerry.livejournal.com


aw! that was so cute! and I love scrabble!fic!

From: [identity profile] maidenvixen.livejournal.com


omg liek woh.
<~~ is going to read the dictionary tonight now.

From: [identity profile] gabrielrose.livejournal.com


that was toooooo funny! maybe he'll learn the other half of the dictionary for another game. *g*

From: [identity profile] chucks-arecomfy.livejournal.com



"I didn't stay up all night learning half the words in the dictionary to not get you naked."

LMFAO!

That was great.

shirasade: my reading fairy tattoo + my username (saturated (thepsychicclam))

From: [personal profile] shirasade


Awww, if this is not one of the cutest things evah! *snuggles fic* *hugs writer*

From: [identity profile] owl-at-the-moon.livejournal.com


Mmmmm I love wicked scheming Dom almost as much as gullible naked Billy.
ext_11940: (BILLEH!!!!!! omg)

From: [identity profile] midnightbex.livejournal.com


"Why didn't you ask Elijah to play or something? He's more of a game person then I am. I reckon I wont win."

"And you're not." Dom placed his letters on the board and grinned. "Bingo. Take those boxers off."


Then..

Billy raised an eyebrow. "Is there something you're trying to tell me Dom?"

"Yes, Take off your boxers. I want to see you naked not Elijah."

Billy looked at him oddly and stood up. "You what?"

Dom stood up quickly and advanced towards him staring at him. "I didn't stay up all night learning half the words in the dictionary to not get you naked."


That was just lovely and perfect. Very cute Monaboyd.

*is dead*

From: [identity profile] maidenvixen.livejournal.com


dude, i'd buy anything in which billy spoke... he could read the bible to me and i'd be entertained!!

btw: did you know (cause due to the dictionary i do)

fealty

fealty (plural fealties) noun
1.allegiance to feudal lord: the loyalty sworn to a feudal lord by a vassal or tenant
2.faithfulness: loyalty or allegiance shown to anyone (archaic or literary)

*lmao*

From: [identity profile] maidenvixen.livejournal.com


lmao! noo i dont think you can! ... but i wanna use it too *giggle*

puurrr *scottish*

From: [identity profile] maidenvixen.livejournal.com


oh omg yes.
mmm.
loyalty.... could only be LotrSlash lol...

From: [identity profile] irish-cocktail.livejournal.com

Re: The Anonymous LJ Stalker



keeen!
Travis is a totally rocking band! & so is that song!
((theyre scottish? O.o; i know nothing))

btw.
awesomely awesome fic.
i would say it borders on dork-tastic, but ..... heh. i love that about it. ^________^
yay for dorkiness & nekkid billys & strip scrabble!!
ill have to remember that one for my next party...... >.>
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