The One With The Kilt and The Lollipop

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Title: The One With The Kilt and The Lollipop
Author: Sárie (burningfire@comcast.net)
Fandom: LoTR RPS
Rating: PG-13 to light R (hardly)
Archive: monaboyd
Disclaimer: I don't know the sexual preferences of these men. I don't even know these men. I just like to make them do weird things. In other words.. This is fake.
Pairing: Monaboyd
Summary: A quiet night in.
Notes: Thanks to beizy for beta'ing this for me last night. I appreciate it muchos. Also, this was written for the monaboyd FlashFic Challenge. I was writing for shirasade. The Requirements: Rating: NC-17 Required: 1. Kilt, 2. Lollipop. Got the kilt & the lolly, but I just couldn't get the rating. =/ Sorry. My muses don't really let me write sex. Whenever I try, it just goes horribly wrong >.> They start faking it. *sigh* So, I hope I don't disappoint. :(
Notes2: I'd also like it to be known that I started writing this while I was sick and finished it while under the influence of cough syrup with codeine. I'm sorry. I'm rilly rilly sry. Ps. Sorry it's late! >.>

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