This is kind of a weird question, but does anyone know where I can get sound files of Dom speaking (or singing), in .wav or mp3 format? (I don't know how to convert files, otherwise the adverts I posted the other day would have been PERFECT). I've been making myself CDs, with all of Dom and Billy's favorite music (falling in love with Portishead, I used to only listen to industrial and metal, but these guys have some awesome taste!), and little sound clips of Billy talking, (and him singing One More Time!!!!! *thump*) in between all of the songs, I'd like to add Dom to the mix as well, but can't find clips of him. Clips from LotR would be awesome, but so would interview clips, etc.

Quick Write, will develop this later, as it was written in all of 10 minutes, feedback encouraged, ideas encouraged, this one has a lot of developing to go through )
I have been commanded to post this here by [livejournal.com profile] queenofalostart. I bow to her will.

Title: Self-titled (Debut)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not real.
Word count: 130 is my magic number

Self-titled (Debut) )
Title: Very short drabble that will hopefully seduce my muses back to me, as I cannot write without them. Exactly 100 words.




Billy pulls away, an odd expression on his face. "It doesn't feel right."

Dom frowns, frustrated. "Huh?"

"Merry and Pippin are cousins. They wouldn’t do this." Billy gestures to his costume, and then Dom’s.

"Oh." Dom pauses for a moment, then reaches up to bury his hands in his thick, curly wig of Hobbit-hair. With a sickening, ripping noise, he pulls the hair away, exposing his own scalp, slick with glue.

After struggling for a few moments against the intense pain, and after some colorful language, he grins. "Better?"

Billy laughs, nods, and then leans back into the kiss. "Much."
Title: Top Of The World 3/4
Author: Pippin (McTaggart_Pegg@hotmail.com)
Pairing: DomBilleh
Rating: NC-17 for beach porn :)
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy tastes like the sea, and Dom discovers a new kink.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. I've discovered I'm a feedback junkie.

This is the smut part of the smutty schmoop. Some schmoop involved too. But really, mostly smut.

Many thanks to my very own beta, [livejournal.com profile] 1420 whom I shall love and treasure and force beg to check my fic forever. And heaps of blessings to [livejournal.com profile] vanaofthevalar for helping me with tricky things like divisions and summaries. 'Cos I'm not good at that and she is.

Part One, Part Two

'Feeling adventurous today, Dom?' Billy murmured in his hair. )
Title: domine deus
Author: thas me
Pairing: monaboyd
Rating: sex, y0
Disclaimer: the usual
Summary: post-oscar party retrospective
Feedback: if the mood hits, would love it

Dedicated to my inspiration and editor, [livejournal.com profile] mctaggart_pegg, without whom none of this would be possible.

Fifteen minutes )
Title: That "Not On Live TV" Look
Author: [livejournal.com profile] rizaelle
Pairing: Dom/Billy, vaguely implied Dom/Lijah.
Rating: NC-17 (for teh sex and my endless affection for the F word).
Summary: Yes, Oscar!smut is almost cliché already, but you know you love it.
Disclaimer: Consider it all disclaimed.
Archive: Please don't. Posted at [livejournal.com profile] monaboyd and [livejournal.com profile] fellow_shippers and friends-locked for a reason.
Feedback: Much appreciated.
Author's Note: Behold, I bring you smut. You people keep me up at night, so I thought it time to give back. First time, yeah? Be gentle with me. (......or don't. Heh, who am I kidding?) Title gacked from a post-Oscars comment someone made about the infamous red carpet chin tickle. Hugs and thanks to [livejournal.com profile] abbichicken for reassuring me that this doesn't suck her very lovely words.

( You let me get lucky wi' yooooou... )
Hi. I'm new. I just wrote a 50 word...something...in the bath.
Rating: G [Is it even Monaboyd if it's G?]
Disclaimer: Mine? *Sigh.* If only.
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"Billy?"
"Yes, Dom?"
"The tea's cold."
"Why's the tea cold, Dom?"
"Cos I'm wearing the tea cosy on my head?"
"There you have it."
Silence.
"Billy?"
"Yes, Dom?"
"D'you think I should take the tea cosy off my head?"
"Perhaps."
"Billy?"
"Yes, Dom?"
"Then my head would be cold too."
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Sorry that there's no link... have not yet figured out how to do those. Would appreciate any help I could get.
Title: Just Called to Say… (A sequel to Touch of my Hand & Playing Games)
Author: dsufiction
Pairing: Billy/Dom, some het.
Rating: R – For minor sexual content and language.
Feedback: Would be appreciated.
Summary: Taking Dom’s advice, Billy tries to figure out what he really wants.
Disclaimer: Only happened in my head... probably. *sigh*
Author's Note: I swear there is a prequel to Touch of my Hand that explains everything... theres just been a few problems getting that up. Also a big thank you to my wonderful beta Joanna[[livejournal.com profile] in_doms_eyes]

Just Called to Say... )
Title: Car Crash Confessions

Pairing: Dom/Billy

Rating: R

Disclaimer: Not true.

Summary: Part one of a series. I'm not so hot at writing summaries, but this part starts out with Dom dropping Billy off at the airport, and fantasizing about him on the car ride home. Fantasy leads to some vehicular naughtiness that ends in a car crash. Dom's hurt in the accident, and becomes delusional, which ends up with him confessing on live TV that he loves Billy. Hmmm... guess Billy will have to tune in to a replay of that news clip later on..

Feedback: Please. This is my first fic, and I'd love some pointers!

Read more... )
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