Curriculum Vitae

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The other day I had some sort of crazy egotistical breakdown and deleted all my posts to the community. I had my reasons (I never said they were good ones; getting butthurt about something never is).

Anyway, I felt like putting them back--because I still believe in this AU, even if it's not winning any popularity contests to speak of--so here they are.

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TITLE: Countdown to Freefall
AUTHOR: Dani O./ Glamoursnipe.
RATING: Mature--I hate letter-grading this stuff, plus the MPAA's full of crap anyways.
PAIRING: MonaBoyd (you don't say), Elijah/OFC (dodges projectiles) and hints of MonaLilly (dodges some more).
POV: Dominic
WARNINGS: Sexually charged manslash filtered through a lens of MonaAngst. Jumps back and forth in time a little. Some original characters--they're pretty much side dishes, but if you find this offensive in any capacity, turn back now.
DISCLAIMER: My pants are fully incinerated, yo.
FEEDBACK: Up to you.
SUMMARY: September 25, 2004. Los Angeles. A media scandal called "Hobbitgate" is about to begin. Meanwhile, Dominic dissects his heart and serves it on a silver platter with a parsley garnish. Billy is in no mood for that; he just wants answers.

TITLE: Desire & Dust (That Old New Wave Magic)
AUTHOR: Dani O./ Glamoursnipe
RATING: Mature
PAIRINGS: MonaBoyd, EliJinx
POV: Dominic
WARNINGS: One BB/ DM sex scene. Some outdoor nakedness, water included. Bad words. Again with the OFC--basically the Scarlet Letter of the entire fanfiction microcosm.
DISCLAIMER: It's all true! Would you like an effed-up tower in Pisa with that?
FEEDBACK: Again, it's your call.
SUMMARY: May 2007. Following a horrific supernatural encounter at LAX, four old friends embark on a cross-country road trip to a town in southern Appalachia where something both ancient and evil waits to face off with them. Here we have the trip itself.

*Plus something old (for me), something new (for you).

TITLE: You Breathe Too Much
AUTHOR: Dani O./ Glamoursnipe
RATING: Mature--for horror, not smut.
PAIRINGS: Several, but mainly MonaBoyd
POV: Billy (the OFC takes over briefly at the end).
WARNINGS: B-Grade horror and really bad writing.
DISCLAIMER: It never happened and no one's paying me to say otherwise.
FEEDBACK: Sure. Why not?
SUMMARY: Fever Lake turns Dominic into a monster; Billy can't close his eyes. You might want to give yourself a crash-course on the town where this is set. Just in case.

(In my stories there's a theme song for EVERYTHING and EVERYONE. Here's Dom & Billy's--yeah, I'm an 80s dork.)