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Author: [livejournal.com profile] maidenvixen
Rating: NC-17
Author notes: this was written for Fla's [livejournal.com profile] nalf challenge @ slashy goodness

"Challenge:Codie, my dear dear darling lol
Rating:NC-17, Pairing: Dom Monaghan....and a computer scanner!
Notes: It sure is warm in those scanners :) CAN NOT BE HUMOR, i want a serious fic here! *snorts* if its too hard, just tell me, but id really like you try lol"

It was written speed-ily to catch and escaping idea, so its not my usual style, but it still works (don't know bout the scanner though!!)


Everything in brackets is Dom's thoughts



Billy had his new girlfriend. Elijah and Orlando were more together than they had ever been apart. And what did Dom have? His spanking new computer that's what. He smirked at the thought, a whole lota' spanking it could do. But until Billy realised that Dom was indeed the love of his life or Lij got bored of Orlando (very unlikely he'd taught Orli too many of those techniques) this new computer was all he had.

The sleek black machine had been running since Dom had bought it as the (hot) salesman had told him to do. The constant pulse and whir of it had blended in quite nicely with the buzz of the city and the serene tunes of Tori Amos (even i can appreciate eerie goodness) but the heat it emitted was a new feeling. It was barely noticeable, warm and seemed to float into his torso, throbbing, calling him to its keys. Dom always was one to oblige so he plopped his backside into the comfy chair and settles his hand over the mouse (it fits so perfectly).
Internet Explorer click-click
Google click-click
Input: "Lord of the rings slash fiction"

Dom, Billy, Lij and Orli had surfed through these before but purely for drunken-looking-for-a-laugh purposes. In those adventures Doms interest had peaked "Dom ran his hand down Billy's lithe body and felt him quiver beneath his touch" and now he was all alone (sob) he could look all he wanted.

96 Hits.
Dom ran his slate eyes down the list. He rubbed his eyes idly and realised he really wasn't up to reading but noticed a link "LotR Slash Picture Manips"
click-click
Viggo/Orli
Orli/Lij (*scoff* like i need manips)
Viggo/Billy
Billy/Dom click-click

A few minutes of intolerable patience rewarded Dom with an array of brilliant photo manipulations. "Shit!" Dom exclaimed, had he not known better he would have thought they were photos. As he gazed over multiple pictures his eyes came to rest on a picture of him (well it looks like me) standing, smiling mockingly with Billy in his crouch. Sucking.
Doms body instantly began to respond to the picture (my desire) and he felt himself hardening inside his shorts. "Not fair is it mate" He mumbled to his little man. "How come that Dom gets some?"

He clicked on the picture for an enlarger picture and a moment’s agony revealed Billy’s vicious grin. "Dear god," Dom breathed, "He's savage." Dom's hand, seeming to have a mind of its own, gently, deftly undid his pants and freed his hardened cock (pulsating member - im so glad im not reading fiction instead). He gripped it lightly and began to stroke himself staring into the Billy’s eyes, fixed on the Doms and their cocky grins. (if i wasn't so horny I’d laugh... Billy’s cocky grin, mouthful rather). As he stared and stroked he noticed the warm pulse of the scanner to the left of his keyboard. It had an interesting handhold. A deep handhold. A semi-circular handhold.

His gaze never leaving the manip he extended his free hand to feel it. It was warm, black and shiny. Like leather. Like Billy's leather. Could he? Should he? Would it?

He stood up and for the first time closed his eyes. Billy’s mouth, Billy’s warm mouth. He placed his cock at the handhold of the scanner and pushed in. If he imagined hard enough he could feel the wetness, the tongue but the heat was oh so real (oh soo real). It must've been designed by a lonely male because the handhold strip was just the right length (though a little wide, but beggars can't be choosers) as he thrust in and out his eyes flicked open to gaze at the picture and one last gaze at Billy’s mouth on Dom's (his) cock sent him over the edge. With one last thought given to his new scanner he withdraw and came into his hand. There was the wetness, he nearly rolled his eyes but instead fell to his knees and rested his sweat slick cheek on the black scanner. Billy would be warmer and whiter he decided but for now spooning with the scanner was all to bad.

From: [identity profile] fadedsecret.livejournal.com


LMFAO!!!!! Oh Dom...poor Dom. You poor lonely man. Please darling...jus dont ever stoop to fucking a fax machine or anything. <3's this fic

From: [identity profile] fadedsecret.livejournal.com


lol bad scanner...naughty scanner....*wonders if it some how miraculously scanned some pics of that *ahem* situation*

From: [identity profile] fadedsecret.livejournal.com


LOL

Dear Dom,

Ah've got to ask yeh one thing mate...why did you send me scanned photos of your cock? I dinnae know ya felt that way about me.

Intrigued,
Billy


*Dom staring at the email* WHAT??????

From: [identity profile] fadedsecret.livejournal.com


ooooooooh lucky you! I wanna come! *packs self into suitcase*

Dear Dom (or do you go by Webmistress now :P ),

I know YOUR cock when I see it, boyo, and that is your cock. And Dom, d'yeh ferget that Ah was there wit' you when you nearly raped that salesman bought yer computer? Gawd you're daft.

Aroused,
Billy

P.S Nice pics...What were you tossing off to?

From: [identity profile] fadedsecret.livejournal.com


Dominic,

Please excuse mah splling erors as Ah'm laghing mah ass off. First off, if you had a boy, you wouldnt be touchning a cmputer. youd be off in yuor room *sniggers* having a fuck fest. Second, hey..wait a minute. That manip looks familiar.....

Indisposed,
Billy.

From: [identity profile] fadedsecret.livejournal.com


Dom,

As Ah'm sitting here quickly realizing that those pictures Elijah took are no longer with us and are now being scattered around on the internet....Ah'm ready to kill Orlando. He told me he'd burned them!

Idiot,
Billy.

P.S You named your scanner Richard? *bursts out laughing*

P.P.S Hmmmmm...webcam you say??

From: [identity profile] fadedsecret.livejournal.com


Dommie,

Ah'm not in the right of mind to dump aneh-one, but let's just say, you and I take a little trip to the lake for old times sake, eh? Orlando is a twat.

your dominatrix
Ahhhhh why the hell am I striking it, we know it's true,
Billeh

P.S That scanner is nothing compared to me *tries not to sound jealous*

p.p.s will have to buy one of those microphone thingies too.
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