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Title: Edibles
Author: Sonata Night
Rating: R
Pairing: BB/DM
Summary: Edible underwear, liquid candy, and sarcastic humor. Oh. And dirty talk.
Notes: Written for mostly sucuri but also a bit for the1elf. Because sucuri wanted liquid candy and rimming, and then we brought up the edible underwear. And the1elf for listening to me and encouraging me. And feeding my crack-like addiction.
Disclaimer: Fish are friends, not food - Erhm, I mean, all of this is purely from my imagination.
Archive: If you think it's good enough, go ahead! Just let me know at jiradamister@writing.com



“You just had to get the edible underwear, didn’t you? Just had to have em. ‘Look, Billy, this could be fun!’ Well, look how fun your situation is now.”

”Shut it, William.”

”Full name. You are upset.”

”You would be too if you’d just injured yourself.”

”I think I have a higher pain tolerance than you would.”

”Trust me when I say that I just yanked out a good portion of the hair on my right arse cheek. You couldn’t deal with it.”

”Spli-“

”It was titanium, okay?”

”…”

”…”

”Now, as I was saying, I am in a great deal of pain. You try pulling out hair off a very sensitive part of your body.”

”You should have known that they’d get all sticky and cling to you.”

”Billy. You yanked me into the bathroom, slammed me up into the wall, and practically ripped the damn thing off me while shoving your tongue down my throat.”

”Said tongue now in pain right now after you bit it.”

”After you ripped and I repeat that again, the underwear off and half of my bloody hair off my arse. Wait… you’re...”

”Well, I figure no need to let the parts that don’t have hair on them go to waste. Tastes like strawberry. Would’ve pegged you for more of a cherry type.”

”Honestly?”

”Yeh.”

”I always thought it was obvious I was a strawberry.”

”Nope. Cherry. Hm. I’ll have to remember that.”

”Now, as I was saying, I’ll be pulling up my pants and going to sit in pain until we leave the club.”

”I still can’t believe you wore edible underwear to a club.”

”I still can’t believe you’re eating said underwear after what happened.”

”…I still can’t believe you’re a strawberry.”

”Oh, for fucks sake, Billy!”

~~~

”Hey, Dom?”

”…What?”

”… Are you still mad at me about two days ago?”

”You’ve got that look in your eye and I still can’t sit down without some pain. Yes, I’m still mad at you. Here, how about I take a pin and stab you a few hundred times all over your left thigh. And then you can tell me how it feels.”

”Dom, shut up.”

”Why?”

”Because I’m going to make it up to you.”

”And just how are you going to do that?”

”Remember that liquid candy you bought a few weeks ago?”

”I thought I ate it all.”

”Yeh. You did. I bought more.”

”Oh. Well?”

”Well, what?”

”Can I have it?”

”No.”

”Billy! Why can’t I?”

”Because you have to come with to the bedroom to get it.”

”What?”

”Just follow me. I’m making up for the other night.”

”Billy? There’s not much you can do to make up for the other night. The hair is starting to grow back and I’ll have you know it fucking itches. I’m never shaking my arse or my balls, man.”

”Dom, don’t make me laugh. If you thought you could get away with it for a fashion trend, you’d do it.”

”Would I really?”

”Wouldn’t you?”

”That’s something only you’d say. Wouldn’t you? Answering something affirmatively with a question.”

”Hey, Dom?”

”Yeah?”

”Get undressed and lie down on your back.”

"You'd better do a good job making this up to me or you're never having sex again, Boyd."

"Dom, I'm really not worried about that."

"Because you think you can make it up to me?"

"Because you can't go a week without sex."

"No, I'll follow you around and make sure that you have sex with nobody. Not even yourself."

"That's a bit drastic, don't you think?"

"Considering that one, you're my boyfriend and two, I'm very selfish? No."

"So you don't want this?"

"Stop waving the damn candy stuff at me, Billy, and just do whatever the hell you're going to do with me."

"Mm."

"So why did you bring the candy with?"

"I figured you might like it."

"And yet you're the one eating it."

"Shut up, close your eyes and open your mouth."

"Oh? Oh."

"Yeah."

"..."

"..."

"Sweet kiss."

"Delicious."

"Now, how about this? A bit down your chest, a bit more on your stomach. And how about right ... here?"

"Oh, fuck, Billy. You better make sure you get it all off, that stuff is sticky and I'm not risking losing more hair to it."

"Dom, shut up and enjoy this."

"Oh, fuck, fuck, bloody fucking hell, Bills! Oh, christ."

"Mm."

"More... please..."

"Mm."

"Tongue... so fucking good..."

"Flip over."

"What?"

"Just flip over."

"You're not."

"I am."

"You know I'm never going to eat that stuff again without getting an instant hard-on."

"I don't intend to keep that from you."

"Fucker."

"I could stop, if you'd like."

"I'll kill you if you stop."

"So then I'll just continue to redeem myself for the other night."

"Please... just... please!"

"... Wanna hear you, Dom, through this. Wanna hear you."

"Oh, Christ! Oh, god yes.."

"Taste good, Dom."

"I should bloody well hope so, you've got liquid candy up my arse."

"Wanna hear you, Dom. Just not like that. Rather'd hear your moans again."

"...Billyplease..."

"And whimpers."

"Right there, keep going right there..."

"And pleas..."

"...Oh...god...oh..."

"...Keep going, Dommie."

"...Billy...please don't stop."

"Never, Dommie. Wouldn't dream of it."

"Ohfuck, almost there, almost oh god!"

"Then come for me, Dommie."

"Oh, fuck Billy fuck, FUCK!"

"Mm. And that's my favorite thing."

"Shut up and get yourself up here so I can hold you."

"I take it I'm forgiven?"

"On one condition."

"Which is?"

"I've still got one pair of edible underwear, and this time, you get to wear them."

"I'm not so sure I want to be forgiven."

"You really sure? Because there would be liquid candy involved."

"...Maybe the edible underwear wouldn't be so bad."